Liana: Hello, and welcome to Insane poem Theatre! I'm your host, Liana!
Tess: I'm your Co-host, Tess!
Liana: Okay Tess, let's get on with the show!
Tess: Righto! First off all, Liana does not own Ruroni Kenshin or Inuyasha. They belong to someone else.
Liana: KAY, NOW LET'S MEET OUR JUDGES!
Our first judge is a Samurai from feudal Japan. He was in a war and now he wants to repent for all the people he turned in to corpses...Give it up for... Kenshin Himura! (loud clapping)
Our next judge is a hanyou from Feudal Japan as well. He enjoys searching for the Shikon no Tama, killing demons, and eating ramen. Put your hands together for .........Inuyasha!! (more clapping)
The third judge is Kenshin's girlfriend. She teaches the Kamia Kassien style of sword fighting. She is a terrible cook, isn't that pretty, and is a tomboy.
Here she is....Kaoru Kamia!! (one or two claps)
Our fourth Judge is from present-day Tokyo Japan. She is a miko, a traveling companion of Inuyasha, and enjoys making Inuyasha slam his face into the ground. The one, the only.....Kagome Higurashi! (some clapping)
Liana: Okay, now, here's the poem!
The Mail
By Inuyasha
Inuyasha: I did not write that!
Liana: Yes you did.
Kagome: (sneakily writes down poem for blackmail later) Heh heh heh...
Kenshin: Oro?
Kaoru: Mmmmmm....Mail.
Everyone Else: OO
Liana: That was random. Anyway....
The Mail
Here's the mail.
It never fails.
It makes me want to wag my tail.
When it comes I want to wail.
Mail.
Kenshin: Nice job, Inuyasha...That was really...interesting...
Inuyasha: I DIDN'T WRITE THAT!!!
Liana: Righhhttttt. Of course you didn't.
Kagome: It was... erm...very....nice.
Kaoru: Mmmmmmmm....Mail.
Liana: Okkkayyy, now, if you want more, write a really stupid/funny/strange poem and send it in. If you aren't a poet, then review! And send me some cookies, I'm hungry. Bye!!(waves)
