What time is it?...DRABBLE TIME! That's right, children; a random thought about a particular fandom will commence in about three seconds..

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Pirates Of The Caribbean (regarding the marriage of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swine...*cough*...I mean Swan.)

Captain Jack Sparrow: "Jeez, Will! You don't really want to stay married to HER, do you? I mean, everyone she kisses wind up dead. Norrington, me, you...The Kiss of Death!"

Will Turner: "And who would you rather I be married to? You?"

CJS: "Well, yeah!"

WT: You're already with my father, you pig. Besides, I don't think you can handle two Turners.

Jack mumbled something under his breath that sounded suspiciously like "Your mom was phat" but Will couldn't be sure.

WT: What was that?

CJS: Oh...nothing!

See? Such a lovely little drabble! Now go run along and bother your parents.

Feel free to take this idea and run with it. It really was just a waste of three minutes of my time but I needed to get it out of my head. Sorry.