Title:Dear Fandom

Summary: Ah yes, it is another one of thooose fanfics. The cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! write letters to (we) the fanbase, just to...clear some things up a bit. This fanfic is not intended for the easily offended. If you can take a joke and know we can all laugh at ourselves, this fic is for you. If not, don't bother reading it and just go straight to the hatemail.

Rating: T

A/N: I've never done one of these fics before, but I figured it'd be an alright way in a stupid attempt to dig myself out of my longass block. I mean a fic like this takes zero effort, except for the occasional, "Hmm... Would _ really say this?" but yes, I am THAT desperate to try to get back on my writing-feet. This is just for fun, do not go into this taking it seriously. We can all laugh at ourselves from time to time, and remember, both Yu-Gi-Oh! are complete works of fiction, so taking it seriously is just...well, I wouldn't recommend it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, it's characters, or plot. If I did, I wouldn't be writing a fucking fanfiction about it now would I? Stop putting stupid disclaimers y'all know I don't own shit.

Chapter 1

Yugi (I)

Dear fanfiction,

Uh, hey there. This is a little awkward to say, but...I'd really appreciate it if you would stop..."shipping" the Pharaoh and I. He's probably my ancestor or something, and even though our DNA is probably different by now... look, he basically looks like an older me. Not only has he been, well, dead for a few thousand years, but he's a spirit. Even if he did have his own body, I wouldn't be attracted to myself! I see him as an older brother, almost. We have a really close bond and I don't know what I'd be doing if I never solved the Puzzle, but loving him anything more than a brother or friend... Yeah, I'm not cynical enough to be attracted to myself, sorry.

Sincerely,

Muto Yugi


Because when they say "go fuck yourself", I don't think they meant it literally.