Anthony Fantano and Spongebob Smoke Weed

Fantano: dude I'm so fucking stoned right now

Spongebob: me too bro. Pass the GameCube controller

Fantano: dude, I had the sickest run at the Simpsons Hit & Run last night. I beat Bart and Lisa's level in like 20 minutes

Spongebob: yo I'll fucking beat it faster than you can eat uhh Taco Bell stuff. Idfk, I'm so stoned, dude.

Fantano: I'm vegan bro

Spongebob: then why are you munching on those Tacitos I got from 7/11

Fantano: oh shit, well, guess I'm not vegan anymore. Fuck

Spongebob: Ant, bro. Where did you get this pot?

Fantano: I met this guy at CVS last week. Did whip its with him and next thing you know, he became my dealer

Spongebob: Damn

Fantano: 7/10

Spongebob: what?

Fantano: nothing

Spongebob: dude Pinkerton is better than The Blue Album

Fantano: get out

Spongebob: what?

Fantano: get the fuck out!

Spongebob: what?

Fantano: get out! I do not allow your kind in this house!

Spongebob: wanna just clear the bong and binge watch that old MTV show Undergrads?

Fantano: of course dude