Disclaimer: I don't own Hallmark.
Carter: Great, the stupid plane is late.
Sadie: Well, for some weird reason I'm going out anyway.
Carter: Uh…
Sadie: Who the hell is that?
Carter: Who?
Sadie: That guy in the trench coat, you idiot.
Carter: How am I supposed to know?
Sadie: Why don't you know?
Carter: Because I'm an idiot.
Sadie and Carter hear Julius talking to the trench coat guy
Julius: You know it's the right thing.
Amos: The Per Ankh is shadowing you.
Carter: The Per wha…?
Sadie: Just be quiet and listen dumbass.
Julius: They don't know my plan so just back off.
Amos: I can't.
Julius: Oh yeah?
Sadie: Dad!
Amos: Uh…I have to go.
Sadie: Who the hell is Amos and what the hell is the Per Ankh?
Carter: So that's what it's called! Why didn't you just answer my question?
Sadie: Can't you see I'm trying to talk to Dad!
Julius: It's nothing. Let's go to the museum. Let's stop here for a sec.
Carter: Do we have to stop every 5 seconds?
Julius: I had to see it…where it happened…
Carter: What?
Julius: The last place I saw…her…Anyway, do you still have the cat?
Sadie: Of course.
Julius: And your amulet.
Sadie: Also of course but I don't see what that has to do with anything.
Julius: Let's go. I'll explain later. I'll make stuff right again.
At the museum, some really short dude comes running
Really Short Dude: Dr Kane! Your last paper on Imhotep, brilliant! It gave me a nice break
from having to read crap!
Julius: Dr Martin, I'll keep my bag. Anywhoo, the stone…
Really Short Dude (Presumably Dr Martin): I can't imagine how much new info you must
constantly get. I'm like, totally jealous of you. That thing's been studied to death.
Really Short Dude shows off Rosetta Stone
Sadie: Beautiful.
Carter: It's fake, isn't it?
Really Short Dude: We don't always have the actual stone on display but this one is quite real.
Carter: Isn't that a computer thing?
Really Short Dude: It's the key to deciphering hieroglyphics discovered by Napoleon's army in
1799. Until this stone was discovered, no one had been able to read hieroglyphics in like, forever.
Then some guys named Thomas Young and Champollion cracked the code.
Sadie: What's it say?
Really Short Dude: Nothing important, just some thank-you note. Kind of a crappy thank-you
note if you ask me. I mean, they could have just gotten a Hallmark card. You OK, Dr Kane?
Wanna order a pizza?
Julius: No I'm fine, Dr Martin. I would just like to see the stone and look through your archives.
Really Short Dude: It'll take me a few minutes but I'll trust you'll be extremely responsible.
Julius: We'll be careful. Guys, follow Dr Martin. You'll find his office way over there to the left.
Delay him.
Sadie: You mean lock him in?
Julius: Well obviously.
Carter: What's going on?
Julius: This is no time for stupid questions! Just go lock up Dr Martin!
Sadie: Seriously, do you have any idea what he's up to?
Carter: Heck no.
Sadie: What's in his bag?
Carter: I don't know.
Sadie: What's he holding anyway, a boomerang?
Carter: Why do you keep asking me these questions that I obviously don't know the answers to?
Suddenly, Sadie raises her arms and gets this really weird look
Sadie:…Wo-seer…Osiris…
Nice cliffhanger ending there huh? See you next time.
