WHEEEE! I'M DOING A POTO PARODY! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
So, anyway, it's based on the 2004 movie. The one thing you must understand is I ACTUALLY LIKE THE MOVIE! But, the idea to make fun of it flew into my mind, made a freaking nest out of BRICKS, then sat itself down. So, anyway, 2004 movie parody, trying my hardest to make it funny, craziness will ensue, and try not to get your hopes up on Raoul bashing. I don't bash his character as much as some people on the site. So, anyway, since she's used in my other POTO fic, and me and my OC that won't appear found her on the streets wearing rags and holding up a 'will sing for FOOD' sign , here is Carlotta doing our disclaimer.
Carlotta in a disclaimer suit: *Apparently angry.* Vanessa does notta own the 2004 movie adapatation of Phantoma of The-a Opera!
Le Parody de l'Opera: 2004 Edition. YES!
*The time period is ummm. OK! I CAN'T REMEMBER THE TIME! So, we'll just say sometime BEFORE the use of television, iPods, computers, and lava lamps! The place is some auction that's selling a bunch of crap that no one should really care about now!*
Auctioneer Dude 1: Lot 66something. Wait, how much crap actually SURVIVED that fire-event thingy that we're not supposed to mention until the chandelier is up for bids.
Auctioneer Dude 2: Hey, does that thing even get SOLD?
Auctioneer Dude 1: I have no idea. So, anyway, lot whatever the crap it was, is a monkey music box. Anyone want it?
Madame Giry: GIVE IT TO ME! I NEED IT!
Auctioneer Dude 1: Or else what, may I ask.
Madame Giry: Uuuuuuum I'LL ASPLODE!
Auctioneer Dude 2: No you won't
Madame Giry: Darn it!
Old Raoul: I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT! *starts bawling like a 2 year old brat.*
Auctioneer Dude 1: And you are bidding what now?
Old Raoul: MY SOUL! HERE! *gives Auctioneer Dude 1 a piece of paper that reads 'Ral's Solle.'*
Auctioneer Dude 1: How, er, lovely. Do you have anything else? Money-wise.
Old Raoul: Sorry, all I have is this check for 100000000 francs, but I'll give you this bottle cap I found on the ground.
Auctioneer Dude 1: OOOH! BOTTLE CAP? GIVE IT TO ME! HERE! *Throws Old Raoul the Monkey Music Box.*
Old Raoul: Yay! *Takes Monkey Music Box and gives Auctioneer Dude 1 a dirty, beat-up bottle cap.*
Auctioneer Dude 1: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! I LOVE YOU BOTTLE CAP! *hugs bottle cap and excitedly jumps up and down*
Auctioneer Dude 2: Lot Anonymous, annoyingly long number: A chandelier that is now wired to make POPCORN! *wait a few minutes for Auctioneer Dude 1 to start the popcorn-making chandelier.* Auctioneer Dude 1? HELLO! DO I EXSIST TO YOU?
Auctioneer Dude 1: *making out with bottle cap.*
Auctioneer Dude 2: They don't pay me enough to do this. They don't even pay me at all. SCREW THIS! I WANNA BE DONE! *activates chandelier, which begins to rise while the Overture music plays.*
Chandelier: WHEEEEEEE! POPCORN FOR EVERYONEZ! *spews very buttery popcorn everywhere.*
Random Unimportant Person: *gets buttery popcorn in his eyes.* IT BURNS!
Madame Giry: *Gets covered in buttery popcorn.* Why me.
Old Raoul: *gets up out of wheel chair, puts music box onto chair, and begins making snow angels in the popcorn.* YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
*scene begins to change from black and white auctiony place covered in popcorn at the time when at least the CAR was invented, to the colored Opera Populaire at the time when there weren't even LIGHTBULBS! With popcorn still spewing everywhere!*
Hahaha, cliffhanger sorta. If you've seen the 2004 movie, you probably think you know what's coming. Well, there's a chance that you're guess could be correct, but, I doubt that. NEVER DOUBT THE PEOPLE OF WALKMANLAND! NEVER! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Carlotta in disclaimer suit: Crackara-Jackar!
Vanessa: SHADDUP! *hits her with a lava lamp.*
Carlotta in disclaimer suit: *is knocked out.*
Vanessa: Review please, because you will get POPCORN if you do! Flames allowed, but no swearing. They will be used for torches that will be used to find BOTTLECAPS! YES!
