Dave sighed, working at Meh Burger wasn't fun at all. He wanted to be be a good villain. All day long during the shift he thought about doing bad deeds. A customer came up and made the order.
"I'd like a Meh Burger with fries," they said.
Dave gived him a fishy sadwich that wasn't fully cooked right. "Here."
"That's the wrong thing, also it's not cooked good enough. I'm not having that."
"Okay." Dave turned around. He put another burger on the plate. "Here."
"That's a bun with some ketchup in it."
"So?"
"I will take my business elsewhere."
The customer walked away.
Good that got rid of him, Dave thought. He always messed up on purpose. Only sometimes when he did have to fix orders right to make the home office not scream at him for low sales he would do good then.
"I want to sleep," said Dave. He thought about being a good villain.
"I'd like a Meh Burger," said the voice he recognized.
It was Dr. Eggman. Very tall and standing over him several feet. With the dark glasses and mustache.
"My blood sugar is low, please don't mess up my order today you idiot."
"Okay, here."
Dave did the most messed up order he ever did and tried not to laugh about it.
"Here you go."
Instead of Meh Brger Dave had a chili dog on the plate. But instead of chili the topping was mayonnaise and pickles. Also the hot dog bun were made of some uncooked fishes. He dropped the plate down on front of Dr. Eggman.
"That's terrible," Dr. Eggman said with a red face. "That is the most you have ever messed up an order and I do believe you did it on purpose. There's no other logical explanation for this level of incompetence."
"Do you want this to go?" Dave asked.
"THAT'S IT I'M DONE!" Dr. Egman been made furtious. He was more red in the face that ever. "ROBOTS, ATTACK."
An army of Eggman's robots came after Dave.
"I was on my breaaaaaaaaaaaak," he whined.
Sonic and his group showed up. "Why does this happen every time we come here to eat?" Sonic complained.
"We're so lucky," Amy said. She pulld out the hammed. "Now beat robots!" She screamed and beat the robots in the head. With the mallet. "Die, die, die!"
"Amy calm down," said Tails.
"I like that idea she has," Knuckles said. He punched all the robots in front of him apart to fall in the ground broken. "It gets the job done faster." He tripped over a robot. "Oops I fall. It's wacky because I'm stupid!"
Knuckles is not really so stupid.
Badger came out but didn't fight. I don't like her. She sat in the back to watch only.
"Go team."
"I hate you Sonic. I was going to destroy this guy and then somebody would have to make it so Meh Burger got better service," Dr. Eggland said angry. "Why can't you see my point?"
"I do see the point. But I'm hero and bound by contract of law to provide good examples for childrens," explained Sonic. He spin-dash kicked robots to break them apart. "Now leave this place, you evil."
"I hate all of you," Robotnik said before he took inside his machine and flew away.
"Yes," Sonic agreed.
"That was a good day," said Tail.
"I enjoy the fights," Knuckles said. "But not the stupid."
"I would prefer more shipping." Amy tried to look cute. She put down her hammer. "The female characters don't get treated enough on this show."
"Shut up, Amy, no one likes you," laughed Sonic.
The End
