Disclaimer: Tsunade and Jiraiya belong to Kishimoto.
Tsunade looked at Jiraiya. He wasn't even sweating after that last attack. Glaring, she thought about how he had changed over the years.
He had left the village a little after Tsunade had, after the Kyuubi attack. She didn't know much about it except that he was hit hard by the loss of his student. She hadn't heard about him at all after that until just recently- after she had been convinced by the council to come back to Konoha.
He had attacked Konoha with a huge army of ninja that originated from no where. She didn't know where he had picked them up, nor did she care in the heat of the battle. All she cared about was protecting her home village with all she had from the enemy.
Even if the enemy was her former teammate.
Tsunade panted heavily, trying to figure out a way to get passed his nearly impenetrable defense. She may have been better at Taijutsu in her youth, but she wasn't in her prime-- no matter how young her genjutsu made her look like. But he had kept in shape and his physical prime lasted longer than hers. It didn't help that toads beat slugs naturally. Oh, how she wished she was fighting with the younger, perverted Jiraiya rather than this cold, anger-driven one!
Wait a minute-!
She smirked at her novel idea. Jiraiya may have kept his skills at their prime, but she would always look like she was at hers.
"Oh, Jiraiya!" Tsunade cooed seductively, batting her eyelashes slowly. He looked at her with indifference, something that he would have never done in the past. However, she knew that he could never get rid of his perverted tendencies.
Her hand reached inside her shirt. He tensed, preparing to dodge any incoming weapon she may have.
And then she flashed him.
Jiraiya's eyes went wide, his jaw dropped into his old, goofy smile, and blood burst out of his nose so hard that he was propelled up into the air. She knew that he would be dead due to blood loss in a matter of minutes, if not seconds.
Tsunade rolled her eyes, covering up her breasts. He could have been great, if only he hadn't strayed down whatever path he did. Really… she could have grown to love him as more than a friend, if only they had time together. But perhaps it was never meant to be. After all, even if he hadn't become the vengeful, cold man he did, he would probably would have died by now because of some silly mistake he made.
It was rather sad really... Jiraiya will probably be remembered as a laughing stock now. He did, after all that fighting, go down because of her boobs...
A/N:
This was an idea that came up while talking with my friend Kiara about who in the Naruto universe could actually pull of become evil. Jiraiya was not one of those people, but this came as a result of that conversation. I might to do a follow up of some other people in the Naruto-verse that could pull off and not pull off becoming evil.
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