Oh the horror..
The village of Rhodesia was up in flames. Everywhere the apes were destroying things, proclaiming a new order. They raided the mayor's house and dragged him out screaming, with his family to the town square. There they lined them up with all the other whites and proceeded to rape and brutally murder them.
The next week, the new mayor arrived. How bad could things be, he asked himself. Well, pretty fucked.
First of all, there was shit everywhere. Second, there was shit everywhere. Third, there was shit everywhere, and three fuck you david from accounting class that girl is cute no matter what you and your impossibly high standards say.
alrighty, now that we got that off our chests
where were we? oh yeah, new mayor? The new mayor Donald knew what he had to do. He called them all to the town square, and asked all gorillas to stand in one corner. This corner was rigged with enough explosions to double 9 eleven the twin towers and once they were all there he triggered the explosives. Kaboom, the town was saved.
Unfortunately Donald did not have any citizens to rule and after a week the UN arrested him for the crime of genocide.
Racism is not funny kids.
