Harry walked down to the kitchen, he peered through an open door and saw hundreds of little elves working very hard!

"HARRY POTTER SIR!" cried Dobby as he noticed Harry in the doorway, "Harry Potter must be hungry, Harry Potter must be fed, right his way Harry Potter" Dobby grabbed Harry's hand and led him towards a table.

"Erm, ok!?" replied Harry. feeling freaked out...

Dobby:

Ma chere Harry Potter sir, it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
chair as the dining room proudly presents -
your dinner!

Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, Harry
And we'll provide the rest
Soup du jour
Hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff
It's delicious
Don't believe me? Ask the Weasleys (Fred and George)

They can sing, they take part
After all, Sir, this is Hogwarts
And a dinner here is never second best
Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest
Oui, our guest
Be our guest!

Beef ragout
Cheese souffle
Pie and pudding "en flambe"
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A dancing house-elf cabaret!

You're alone
And you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the house-elf's entertaining
We tell jokes! I do tricks
With my fellow mop and broom sticks

House Elves:

And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be out guest

Dobby:

If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest

House Elves:

Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!

Dobby:

Get your worries off your chest
Let us say for your entree
We've an array; may we suggest:
Try the bread! Try the soup!
When the croutons loop de loop
It's a treat for any dinner
Don't belive me? Ask Miss Winky
Singing pork! Dancing veal!
What an entertaining meal!
How could anyone be gloomy and depressed?
We'll make you shout "encore!"
And send us out for more
So, be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!

Winky:

It's a guest! It's a guest!
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed
With dessert, she'll want tea
And Harry that's fine with me
While the elves do their soft-shoein'
I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
I'll get warm, piping hot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up! We want Dumbledore to be impressed

Dobby:

We've got a lot to do!

Winky:

Is it one lump or two?
For you, our guest!

House Elves:

He's our guest!
He's our guest!
He's our guest!
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!

Dobby:

Life is so unnerving
For a servant who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful...
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Ten years we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!

House Elves:

Be our guest! Be our guest!
Our command is your request
It's been years since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your meal, with your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you, We'll keep going
Course by course, one by one
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up

House Elves:

Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Please, be our guest!

Dobby: Where's Harry Potter?