chaptered 1: Weed O Clock

Mario and Luigi were having a walk through the mushroom kingdom. Mario looked at Luigi and said "The princess isn't kidnapped today." And that was good so lLigi said "Mario! You wanna do some jimson weed?" A huge grin erupted in between Mario's two cheeks and he uttered one, single word. "Yes-a!"

So Luigi went into his shroom drug dungeon home with Mario who also lived there and Luigi said "It's-a 0.5 extract-a! You'll be-a so high, you'll-a be in orbit!" Mario then said "Is it Weed O clock yet?" and luigi said "Yes-a!"

And then Mario took half of the jimson weed and ate it, "MARIO WHAT THE FUCK YOU DON'T EAT THE JIMSON WEED WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE OR SOMETHIN' M8 AH SWEAR ON ME MAMS LIFE AH'LL PUNCH YE" cried Luigi who then smoked his half of the jimson weed.

Mario then fell over and was in a coma for 2 months.

TO BE CONTINUED

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