Hey it's the dead chick again. This story came to me when I was about to go to sleep last night. So I just thought I would get this random story out of my head. And it's a break from my other story Loving Her For Her and Her? I need all the criticism I can get on that story.

Yaoi

Sesshomaru sat in his study staring at his computer screen clicking furiously on his mouse. He did not notice a little body walking in and sit in his study.

"Dad?" the little voice asked.

Sesshomaru gave a grunt and kept clicking at the mouse, and staring at the screen.

"Dad?" the little voice asked again.

Click.

Click.

Click.

The little person went over to the computer screen and sighed, "Dad can you please stop playing Diner Dash and talk to me?"

Sesshomaru clicked out of the screen and straightened his Armani suit, "No one shall know of what I really do in this office you got that? Not even your mom."

"Sure whatever dad."

"So what is the problem pup?" Sesshomaru asked.

"My name" the boy stated.

"And what is wrong with your name Yaoi?" Sesshomaru asked.

"That's just it! Kids make fun of me for my name even uncle Inu laughs at me!" Yaoi complained.

"I think your name is fine Yaoi" Sesshomaru twitched.

"Dad you're lying." Yaoi stated.

"Am not"

"Are too"

"Am not"

"Are too"

"Am no…"

"Dad

Silence.

"Dad!"

Yaoi heard Sesshomaru mumble.

"What?" Yaoi asked.

"Men..."Sesshomaru mumbled.

"What?" Yaoi became agitated.

"Gay! Your name means gay!" Sesshomaru shouted.

Silence

Crickets

"Do you keep those crickets for awkward occasions like this?" Yaoi twitched staring at the cricket cage.

"Yes." Sesshomaru answered.

Silence

"So do you mean gay as in happy?"

"No I mean gay as in gay. Like men on men" Sesshomaru stared Yaoi straight in the eyes.

Yaoi's eyes became wide, "Why would you let her give me a name like that?"

FLASHBACK

A very pregnant Kagome sat in the courtyard of their manor, on a lawn chair, reading a book. "Hey Sesshomaru I have the perfect name for our little boy here."

"And that would be what my dear?" Sesshomaru asked while mowing the lawn.

"Yaoi"

Sesshomaru somehow mowed the lawnmower into the rose bush. 'She will kill me for that'.

He abandoned the lawnmower and walked over to her.

"Why are you going to name our son that?" he asked.

"Because I am reading this story where Naruto and Itachi are all over each other and it's so yummy yummy" Kagome smiled.

"So you're saying you want our sun to be gay?" Sesshomaru's eyebrow twitched.

"No of course not. I just think it would be a cute name."

END FLASHBACK

"And I had no say so at all" Sesshomaru grumbled.

Yaoi glared at his father, and walked away, mumbling about men and no backbone.

Sesshomaru sighed and turned back to the computer screen. 'Maybe the next time around I can name our daughter Yuri" Sesshomaru gave a sadistic smile and clicked back in to Diner Dash, "It's just me and you again my sweet Flo"

Click

Click

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