Die, Telletubbies, die.
Disclaimer: I do not own telletubbies, but who cares they will all die.
One day I the land of artificial grass and flowers, four telletubbies were walking out of there house under a fake hill. When all of a sudden a teenager named James drops out of the sky, obviously hyper from an excess consumption of coffee. Guns laden his body, he screams, "I haven't had a good night's sleep in four months, my dreams have been haunted by your incessant giggling and bright evil colors, coffee is the only thing that keeps me going for fear of the dreams, now you will all pay." James raises a Bernoulli 12 shotgun (it'll rip your arm off if you're not careful) aims it at the yellow one, pulls the trigger, it's body splatters with blood, as James continue to shoot it. The ammo runs out, so he pulls out an AK-47, and pumps the red one full of lead, ammo runs out, so James grabs his Beretta 9mm pistols and kills the green one, "Three down, now when you are dead my dreams will be free of you," he draws a knife, "now die you child of a demon." James lunges at the blue one and starts slicing it to pieces. James panting, still not satisfied, leaps into the air, and does a really cool kamehameha wave, ala DBZ. The artificial land and evil monsters destroyed, James walks away from the carnage, satisfied to be able to sleep nightmare free until his death.
A/N: Hope you liked it, those who are haters of telletubbies, please, review.
