Yo. My name is Devin James L- well, for now, my last name will be Lightwood. From those Mortal Instrument books, y'know? Anyway, my buddies Jake, Cody, and Peter and I are the only male Hetalia fans that I currently know of, sadly. Perhaps some of you out there are too?

I'm 15, 5' 9" (Yeah... Short *sigh*) and have brown hair and blue eyes. Usually my life is pretty normal for a Fanfic writer and someone who plays soccer, at least until I decided to get my friends some Hetalia Units for Christmas. Fuck, I really need to remember to actually read the manuals next time.


14th of December, 20XX

Somewhere in Minnesota


Nya (Who's real name is actually Reina), Sakura, Katrina, and my sisters sat, gossiping or whatever like girls do as my buddies and I watched the snow fall onto the already 4 ft high blanket. School was cancelled until January, thanks to a freak storm, and everyone in the room other than my sisters were staying over until everyone's parents got back from their vacation in Hawaii.

Pfft. I was stuck with six girls and only three other guys. Fuck.

Not that I minded of course, but for the past two years all of us has always gotten each other something for Christmas, and now we were stuck in the same mansion with only my 23 year-old sister Jennifer to watch us. And she's sitting with the girls, giggling all girly-like, so you can't trust her.

"Dude! Devin. I was wondering if somehow we could dig a tunnel through the snow and go to Taco Johns* or something!" Nya said, glancing up at the same time the other girls did. I swear, it was fucking creepy the way girls did that o.o

"Not unless you can get thr- Wait, what's Taco Johns*?"

"...Oh.. I think I'm not in Iowa anymore, am I?"

"...No. You are in Minnesota" I sighed and returned to the computer screen from which I was looking for some gifts or something to do.


Minutes - Actually, It was an hour - later after I'd attempted (and failed) to surpass the stupidist game ever (Cat Mario...), I came across a webpage that had the heading.

'HETALIA UNITS FROM FAN CO. FREE FOR THREE UNITS, 5 DOLLARS PER EXTRA UNIT. (Please expect them to be delivered in two weeks or less. Thank you)'

Hetalia units? ...Like, little action figures? Hmm... Maybe, because all my friends somehow loved Hetalia. And I had wayyy to much money to burn. If I was to get them these, why not get more than one for each?Deciding to check it out, I saw, with a shock, that not only where regular 'units' included, but 2p!, Nyo! and Neko! where also there...

First thing that came to my mind: Excellent.

Who wouldn't want a little action figure? Huh? Huh? Well... the HetaHaters, maybe. And my parents. They are already annoyed we watch the "creepy" 'educational' anime anyway.

But, what they didn't know wouldn't hurt them.

...Right?

RIGHT?

Anyway, I scrolled down, occasionally looking at some units before making the choices. Cody was staring at me like 'stop grinning' or something.

"Dude, the power is out. How the fuck are you on a computer?"

"Magic."

"Duh. Magic doesn't exist."

"Maybe I have Wi-Fi."

"How the fu-" Only just in time I shut the computer down and turned to face the others.

"Sooo... Anyone hungry? I've got food in the fridge and pantry." There was some cheers, and Nya, followed by Jake, disappeared into the kitchen. Jen huffed while glaring at me while Sayuri just rolled around.

"Oy, that's my job!"

"You weren't offering any food."

"Good, cos Jenny's cooking sucks!" Isabella pointed out, resulting in another glare from the adult. "...What? It's true. You burn like everything. So do you, Kat!" Katrina nodded, obviously aware of this.

"And at least Nya is a good cook. Well, not as good as Mom or Jake are, but still." Sayu hummed in thought as she threw a pillow at Izzy, who ducked too late and a burst of laughter followed suit.


A/N: Mhmm. Hetalia Units fic. I'll say I was inspired by 0ptimuspenguin 's unit manuals and I made up most of them on my own, however. I also tweaked the personalities a bit, because I sorta roleplay them differently.

All these are based upon real people. Sayuri, Izzy, and Jen are my real sisters, Reina, Katrina, and Sarah (who doesn't have a fiction but we go to the same school) are a few fanfiction friends of mine. Jake and Cody are my Awesome Friends and Peter is.. well... Cody's unawesome lil bro.

Mehhhhh

*Taco Johns - So far, I havent seen a Taco Johns anywhere except in Iowa, and I used to live in Minnesota. That's why I put it there as our setting.

Review please 3


~Devin and Demano~