Disclaimer: No, I do not own Inuyasha, or any of the characters. Though I do wish that I owned Sesshomaru. Who wouldn't want to own the hot demon ass? Sorry. I'm rambling again.
Reaka: Hello everyone! I haven't written in a while, so I decided to write a one-shot! So here it is, and I hope you enjoy it!
Revenge.
Sango's hand going across Miroku's face could be heard all throughout the village. The lecherous monk was after Sango's butt again. She had slapped him so hard, this time, that not only was there a red hand print across his cheek, but she had managed to make him fall on his butt. Satisfied with seeing the monk on the ground, she stomped away, still fuming that he tried to do that again when it seemed like they were having a good talk.
As she walked, she heard the unmistakeable voices of Inuyasha and Kagome arguing again. She was too angry with Miroku to even attempt to overhear what they were talking about. Suddenly, an idea struck her as she heard Kagome yell the " Sit" command at Inuyasha.
" That's it!" she thought. " I know how to get Miroku for good!"
Quickly, she ran to Kaede's hut, hoping the old woman would be there. To her relief, she was in her garden picking herbs. The old woman turned around and saw Sango walking towards her.
" Hello, Sango," she greeted warmly. " What brings you here?"
" I want to ask your help," Sango answered.
" It's the lecherous monk, isn't it?" Kaede asked.
" How did you know?"
" Your face always has that expression everytime he tries to feel your butt. I've seen that look many times dear. And he just walked by earlier with a red hand print across his cheek."
" Can you put the same charm around his neck that you put on Inuyasha?"
Kaede chuckled when she heard Sango's request.
" I've been waiting for you to ask that for a long time," she laughed. " I had always wanted to do that to him myself, but I've never had a reason to. He doesn't seem to like me as much as he likes you. Very well. I shall do it for you."
Sango said her thanks and watched as Kaede said the incantation to give Miroku the same curse as Inuyasha.
" Now go find him and give him what he deserves," Kaede said. Sango left without another word.
She found Miroku walking around the village talking to the women. When he saw Sango, he left them reluctantly and walked to her.
" Sango, I want to apologize for my behavior today," he said. " It was selfish of me to feel you up when we were having a great conversation."
The two of them went in for a hug. It was the moment Sango was waiting for. Right when he felt her butt for a second time, she smirked.
" Sit boy," she said. Miroku suddenly made a new aquaitence witht he dirt. Sango laughed.
" Maybe that'll teach you to not be such a pervert," she said. Then she walked away leaving Miroku to lay in the dirt while Kagome and Inuyasha looked at him strangely as they walked by.
Reaka: Well, how did you like it? Let me know please!
