Vio: Hehe, here's some one-shots for my real pmd team in Blue Rescue.
Heroine: Faye
Pokemon: Charmander
Partner: Axel
Pokemon: Totodile
Disclaimer: I don't not own pokemon!
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"DO YOU TWO REALLY THINK YOU CAN STAND UP TO ME?!" Zapdos snarled, electricity sparking out from his feathers. The legendary scanned the rubble beneath him, searching for those two who had dared to stand against him.
Axel panted harshly as he held his limp arm, "How," he turned to look at Faye who wasn't doing much better than him, her breaths were harsh and gasp-like, "how are we going to kick his ass? The only one who actually stands a chance would be Team A.C.T. and those fuckers ain't here yet – where the fuck are they?"
They were barely able to hide behind a large boulder but with the way the thunderbird was zapping the ground like nothing, it wouldn't be long before they were found. Faye chuckled tiredly at his cursing before pausing in thought, "I...I might have an idea."
"What is it? Anything would be welcomed at this point." He flinched as a bolt of lightning struck a little too close.
"It's going to sound completely bonkers, but I need you to hear me out."
"What?"
She gave him a sheepish smile, "I'm going to use attract on Zapdos."
Axel couldn't stop the hysterical laughter that escaped, "You're gonna use THAT move on a legendary?!"
"NOW I HAVE YOU!"
"We've got no choice now!" Faye hopped over the boulder with Axel right on her heels, refusing to let her face this pokemon alone. With a swish of her hips, curling of her tail and cocking her hands on her hips, Faye winked and blew a kiss at Zapdos.
Everything went silent, and Axel's jaw dropped as hearts appeared in the legendary's eyes, "YOU ARE A GODDESS – THE MOST BEAUTIFUL POKEMON I HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON!" He fluttered down, eyes never leaving the tiny Charmander.
"Seriously," the Totodile croaked, "what the actual fuck."
"Aww, you're such a gentleman, my dear Zapdos," Faye cooed softly with another wink, and the bird preened happily at the words, "but," her eyes turned to look at Axel who froze, "sadly, my heart-"
"No." He hissed, "Don't you dare."
"-belongs to-"
"I will drown you."
"-this handsome-"
"I will drag you to my house and drown you in my pond!" He hissed louder with obvious irritation.
"-generous-"
"Better yet, I'll drown you in Elder Whiscash's pond where the whole damn town can see!"
"-grateful-"
"Grateful my leathery ass!"
"-Totodile who stands beside me." She turns to Zapdos who now sports a heartbroken expression, "Please, my lord," she clasps her scaly hands together, her blue eyes wide with fake tears, "forgive me, but we cannot be together!"
Everything went silent once more until Zapdos started to tremble quite violently, a fierce glare in his eyes, "NO!" He roared, furious eyes locked onto Axel, "YOU ARE MINE! NO ONE ELSE SHALL HAVE YOU!"
Axel shrieked, grabbing Faye by her arm and dragging them into a nearby crack in the stone walls that would hopefully hide them – more like him – for the bird's rage. When they were both smushed inside, he turned to glare at the Charmander, not caring that their muzzles were inches apart, "Why the fuck would you do something like that!"
"Sorry, I kinda got caught up in the moment and," she turned to look away, "I also wanted to get some payback for you eating my red gummi too."
He gave her a blank stare, "...over a damn gummi?"
"My favorite gummi," she corrected with a smile.
Axel took a deep breath, "We will deal with this when we get home."
She pouted at him as he looked out to see the rampaging Zapdos, "Now for my next freakout."
"How the hell!" Axel sputtered, turning back to his partner, "How in the hell is this possible?! He's a legendary, a move like that shouldn't even work on him!"
Faye smirked, "I don't know either but at least it buys us some time."
"...until he comes lookin' for some tail – your tail to be exact."
"Pshh!" She grabbed his hand, pulling them both out, "Now let's kick some thunderbird ass!"
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Team A.C.T. finally arrived at the scene to see a panting Zapdos and both Axel and Faye on the ground covered in scorch marks, huffing heavily.
Axel craned his head to glare at them, "What the fuck took you so damn long?"
Zapdos turned to look at them all before any replies could be said, "NEXT TIME WE MEET, I WON'T BE HOLDING BACK." He glared down at Faye who just grinned cheekily, "I WILL NOT BE FALLING FOR SUCH A CRUDE TRICK AGAIN." With that, he was gone in a flash of blinding light leaving Shiftry's unconscious body behind.
Charizard was confused, "What did we miss?"
"I'm gonna drown you when we get home, you reckless lizard."
Faye smiled an innocent smile, "Only if you can catch me first."
Tyranitar nudged his friend, "I don't think we want to know."
"Agreed." Was Alakazam's reply as they watched the Totodile try to strangle his partner.
I hope you all enjoyed that little bit of humor~
Please R&R! ;w;
