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"Mulder, remind me again how I got myself into this."

"You forgot the rule of working with me. Don't be cocky."

"But I really, really thought that-"

"Don't say it again. Brings bad luck."

"I am never shaking on a bet with you ever, ever again. Especially when the bet involves me helping you clean out your bedroom for who knows what reason."

"You're cute when you pout."

"Just... open the door and let's get this over with."

"You are not allowed to make fun of me for anything you might find behind this door."

"What, do you have a stuffed bear collection in there?"

"You jest."

"I try. What do you want me to do?"

"Go through this box first I guess. Anything that you would throw out if it was yours, get rid of it."

"Can I just drop the box out the window then?"

"Scully."

"Fine, fine. Mulder, this box is just pictures."

"Of?"

"I don't know. From the expression on people's faces and the two or three people on the ground, it looks like people were trying to do the watermelon crawl."

"Hey, I think we were."

"You're too city to pull off the watermelon crawl."

"No I'm not. I even own some cowboy boots."

"Cowboy boots do not a country boy make."

"Says the woman who has never even ridden a horse in her life."

"It's not my fault I'm not cultured. I blame my mother."

"The most screwed up always do."

"Mulder, if I fall over dead, it will be because I just found a picture of you singing karaoke."

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."

"I'll bet."

"You're not betting anymore, remember?"

"Yep. Man, you have a lot of pictures in here. Someone was a little camera happy in high school?"

"I wanted to go into photo journalism."

"Are you kidding me?"

"Not even a little."

"Well, the journalism part I can see, but you have way too many pictures of your finger for me to take the photography part seriously."

"Hey, that one is good."

"Not bad, but the Ferris Wheel must have been spinning about 20 miles an hour for it to be this blurry."

"Why are you so mean to me?"

"Sorry. I noticed that one of my tires was flat when I pulled up and you know how car trouble puts me in a bad mood."

"I'll change it for you."

"Thanks. Holy cow that is the biggest cotton candy I have ever seen."

"Yeah."

"Who is that?"

"My friend Liza."

"Girlfriend?"

"Stop being jealous. She was just a friend."

"I'm not being jealous. I am just a little fascinated by high school Mulder, that's all."

"Yeah, I actually liked high school."

"Weird. Hey, what is a purple hairbrush doing in here?"

"It was Samantha's."

"Oh."

"Don't know why I kept it."

"Because it was hers."

"I used to brush her hair for her every night."

"Really?"

"She said that mom pulled too tight on the tangles."

"That was nice of you."

"That's what brothers are for."

"Supposedly. Now, we'd better hurry up or we're going to be here all day."

"Alright. Can you grab that box right there?"

"It's stuck to the floor. With gum! And there's ants crawling on it! I'm done!"

"Hey, come back here."

"No, I'm afraid of what else I might find!"

"Don't be a chicken. Get back here! SCULLY!"


Elements:
Purple Hairbrush
Flat Tire
Cowboy Boots
Gum
Ferris Wheel
Cotton Candy
"I actually liked High School."
A stuffed bear
Karaoke
"You're too city to pull off the watermelon crawl."