There's nothing like the smell of blood pops in the morning. I rather liked my day job.

"Sir, the next hundred orders have been shipped."

We sold to respectable buyers, of course, like Zonko's and Honeydukes, who sold our product as gag treats, but there was more lucrative business elsewhere.

Several vampire colonies in Transylvania bought pops. What's more, they paid a lot more than what we asked from Honeydukes.

They paid more because they knew where the money was really going. How many people knew Voldemort's greatest income came from selling lollypops?

Like I said, I liked my job.