Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim or it's characters.
Chapter 1,
Hey, everyone. If you are familiar with my "Stalker: Simpsons" page, then you already know what this is all about. For those of you who don't, then you should probably know that this is not a story at all. If anything it is just a study of a particular tv show so that my stories can be better. On some things or issues, I can simply look up on the wiki page to find the answer. But for random things, like... I don't know... what's Zim's favorite Irken food? That's a bit harder for wiki's to have an answer for. So I started these Stalker pages to help me out. I understand that some people would scoff or look down their nose at me, but this sort of analyzing has helped increase the quality of my work. So with that in mind, and you still decide to read on; then please be my guest.
Traditionally I try to have a serious chapter, then a fun chapter, then repeat. So how about for fun, I write down Zim's transmissions to his leaders, the Tallest.
1. [The Nightmare Begins]
"Invader Zim reporting, sirs. The mission goes well. But surely you expected that from me."
"Zim? You're alive?"
"Yes. So very alive, and full of goo. Mission goo. Don't be surprised if I take care of the humans before the Armada even gets here. Well, I have much work to do. So, Invader Zim, signing off."
2. [Germs]
"Yes, what is it now, Zim?"
"Sirs. I apologize for not reporting in, but... excuse me... all is going well. Nothing too big to report, aside from the usual- Oh, would you look at the size of that one! (Sprays, spray falters) No. No! I'm almost out of disinfectant. All hope will be lost if I don't get more. CLEVER! But I'm not giving up, I'll destroy you! And you, and you, and you!"
(Ends transmission)
"Did that scare you too?"
(Nods)
3. [Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain]
-1- "There were some glitches in the security system, but thanks to my masterful repair skills, they've all been eradicated. The fortress is now impenetrable. Absolutely-"
"Um, whose that little person behind you?"
"What the!"
"There you are. What did I tell you about wondering off like that. Come on."
"I missed you, mommy!"
"I'm glad it had a happy ending after all."
"Me too."
"D-eh! I'll call you back later!"
-2- "There were a few problems. Some glitches here and there, but despite these minor mishaps everything is normal again. If possible, things are even more normal now then they ever were."
Eh, only four transmissions in the first season, but that's alright because there is plenty more to talk about. The next chapter will be a bit more serious because we will be analyzing one of the shows main characters. So remember to come back to show your support. Queen Alicorn, Signing Off.
