Hannah Abbot the little pony

Voldemort has captured Hannah Abbot.

"I'll kill you. I'll torture you. I'm just that bad," he says. All his Death Eaters laugh.

Hannah Abbot trembles a little but shakes her head. "No you won't, Mister Voldemort." Concentrating hard, she transforms into her Animagus form: a little pony!

Voldemort is struck to his very core with the cuteness of the sparkling pony. "Being bad is no fun!" he declares. "Can you be my special little pony?"

Hannah Pony knickers and bumps her head into his hip. "You want clovers!" Voldemort cries and dashes off to fetch tasty clovers.

"For me?" Hannah Pony asks.

"Yes," Voldemort answers bashfully.

Hannah Pony munches on her clovers. "Now you see that everything is better when you do good."

"Friendship is magic!" they all say.

Hannah gives a special magical neigh. All the Death Eaters and Voldemort himself transform into magical little ponies.

They run around.


Author's Note: Second in my Review-Lounge-Too forum's inspired parody drabbles.

Prompt was: What is fluff?