WARNING! READ THIS FIRST!:

You should read Lionchilde's Cracking stories about Vader and cat first. The whole idea is Lion's. Me and my friend BKCbookworm thought of this spoof off Lionchilde's. Kay? This is a result of Halloween candy and band concert. :P (don't ask)


Now presenting: Vader and Cat; the naming. (note. this is a prolouge to the story Vader and Cat; Vader takes up yodeling)
It followed him everywhere. To his meetings, to his drawing out of plans, and to the the bathroom. But somehow, Vader couldn't get rid of it. He just couldn't find the will to destroy the ball of fluff. It had been irritating when he had lost Obi-wan over the cat, and now he had been thinking of names. Vader shook his head hearing his rasping breath.

"Never. I can not and will not name that scrap of fur...hmmm...scrappy makes a good name..."


Vader arrived back in his chamber after a hard-days work, the tag-a-long feline still at his heels. He sat down in his dusty chair and thought, "Why is this chair so dusty? The cleaning 5700 models shall pay for this!"

His thoughts were interrupted as a furry pelt leaped onto the Sith's lap and stared at the empty mask eyes with interest. Unconciously, the dark lord began to stroke the cat's pel while muttering to himself.

"Names. Hmmm. Alright then. I'm not naming it because I now have a bond with the creature, it is merely...for organazational means."

He glanced down at the puff of fur on his lap.

"Cat, because I happen to be in such a good mood today, you may have an input in what name your being shall take on..."

In seconds, a ginger pelt went racing along the chamber floor and hopped deftly onto a table amidst a dusty collection of random ink bottles. A quick nudge was all it took to send one bottle cruising to the floor where it split, leaking out trickles of ink. Vader suppressed an angry outburst suspecting that the cat had other motives in smashing the ink other than destroying his items. As Darth Vader, his suspicion was correct. A single flame-colored paw was dipped in the black pool and dragged across the floor. Vader could barely cover his astonishment. The cat was writing!

Vader read the letters out-loud. "y...o...d...a-WHAT?!?"

An unfortunate bot that was close by exploded as Vader's force of fury descended upon it.

"NEVER!" the sith lord screamed, "NOT THAT IMBECILE, NEVER IN-"

Vader halted in his rant as the kitten's blue eyes were turned to his, tail tucked in and ears drooping. The staring contest lasted only seconds.

Vader turned to leave mumbling, "Fine. I'll call you Yoda...but not in public."


The next one is coming up soon. Be on the watch for it, it's funnier. This just explains everything!