A cringy story that I'm writing on my phone. It's a poke at the old fanfictions I wrote and read. I shudder at the thought of it all. Spelling mistakes are going to be common, sorry, wait no I'm not.

AN: uwu konnichiwa everyone! its Pumpkin-chan here and Im writing about sexi yaoiss XD Pleae no flames, or ill eat them. hehhe rawr im so random uwu! uke!naru and sexy seme!sasu is ensured ;)))) enjoi

today naruto was feeling weird, and it was all the temes fault. he made him feel hot (omgeee they shouldve made out in the show uwuuw) so, naruto decided to vist the bastard. he was sure it was all his fault, so he's gonna kick his ass until he admits it.

naruto appreached sasuke teme's house and banged loudly on the doors. today he's gonna get answers! he let out a big shout, "open up teme!1! i know your in hear!"

before naruto could kick down sasukeh's door, it suddenly opened. and in all of his sexy, seme glory out popped sasuke. he frowned at naruto, but on the inside he was sevrectly cheering. 'here's my chance', he thought, 'to finally have my way with my naru-chan'

"Hn. What do you want Usuratonkachi." he asked, he sneered (I learned that in a dictionary!) at the blodn.

Naruto forwned back, "I want you out of here teme! Your making me feel weird and I know it's your fault!" Sasuke smirked at that. "Is that so?" he asked, brushing his hand on naruto's whiskers. naruto just blushed, stupid teme and his sexy self! he shook the hand off of himself and proceeded to curse out sasuke.

(wer're just gonna skip so we can get to the yaoi)

20 minutres ateer, naruto was officially tired and on Sasuke's couch. sasuke gave naruto cheek a kiss however, and led the tire blond to his bedroom.

he licked naruto neck and naruto blushed and moaned like a girl (cuz he's like a girl lol) then sasuke turned him around and procceded o fuck naruto like no tomorrow. he didn't bother using his fingers and stuff, cause they're ninja and stuff.

Ever since that day, naruto and sasuke dated and fced like rabbits everyday

END

If you're down here that means you effectively tortured yourself, good job. Here's a cookie! Now remember this story isn't serious I swear! I just need a break from all the fics I'm writing atm. So this? This is a perfect stress reliever. (Also I got sleepy and gave up on the cringe smut, plus I finished on my computer) Pumpkin out. Oh and lookout for my other fics, will you? I just needed something to fill my empty page.