Story title: the misadventures of fangblade

prolouge chapter 1: welcome to equestria

pov: fangblade

its about 12:pm and im currently sitting on my back porch waiting for my mother to arrive and take me down to my grandparents house for the summer. Im sitting on the back porch watching my dog ellie chase my 2 cats padme and rocky around the yard. both the dog and cats suddenly stand still and turn to face towards the center of the back yard. my dog proceeds to bark at seemingly nothing as she backs away form the center of the yard, and my two cats both let out a loud hiss before bolting inside the house. me: "what the hell?" I slowly approach the center of the yard in an attempt to figure out what's causing my pets to act so strange. once I get with 1 foot of the center of the yard I notice a small difference in the air color it looks like a small rainbow appeared in the form of a circle thinking nothing of it I swing my hand through the small rainbow colored circle only to discover its some sort of vacuum. I silently look on in horror as the rainbow circle quickly sucks in my arm and grows to envelope my entire body causing the rainbow circle to glow brighter in the process. I note that light seems to bend around me at increasingly ridicules speeds before I passout.


a couple hours later in a crumbling castle in an unknown land.

as I finally begin to wake up I open my eyes to see a cracked and chipped stone ceiling about 10-15 feet above me. having no idea where I am based off the ceiling alone I slowly sit up and rub the sleep from my eyes. I look around to see walls made of stone blocks and worn out tapestries hanging from said walls. I note that while it isn't pitch black inside it does appear to be getting brighter leading me to believe it is mabe a couple hours past sunrise.

me: "where the heck on earth I?"

already slightly panicked from waking up in an unknown building I look back over the room and spot 2 thrones at one end of the room and a large set of rotted wood doors on the opposite side of the room as the 2 thrones. the throne on the left has an image of a cresent moon attached to the top of it and the throne on the right has an image of the sun attached to the top of it. at this point im not completely awake yet but I could swear my brain was screaming the name of the building I am currently standing in but I just didn't hear it. still trying to figure out where I am I more closely examined the tapestries starting with the ones near the large wooden doors. I cant see them all that well as I had take my glasses off when I was rubbing my eyes but the first one on the right appears to depict some sort of animal sleeping in a hut. while the first one on left shows what looks like the same animal standing out in the sun. the second tapestries on the right shows an image of the moon. the second one on the left is missing. the third one on the right has been torn in half and the half still up is so worn out that I can't tell what its supposed to have on it. the thrid one on the left has simple been shredded beyond repair. the fourth and finale tapestry on the left has an image of a white winged unicorn with rainbow colored Maine on it. while the one on the right has a dark blue winged unicorn with a starry colored Maine on it. its at this point that the light bulb appears above my head and I shout the follownig.

me: " my god im in equestria but that means the omniverse is real...#I shake my head#... yea, no I aint dealing with the bullshit that, that entails."

I take a couple second to process what me being in equestria means before I realize that im actually in equestria and currently without a way home. I also realize that unless I arrived sometime during the point in time at which the events of the mlp tv show occured I have no feasible way to return home. so you may be wondering what's my first course of action now that I know where I am and don't have a way to get back home. well I do what any other normal human would do in my position. I have a major metal breakdown for the next couple of hours, during my mental breakdown I basically just run around the room screaming my head off. after what felt like days I finally managed to calm myself down.

me: "ok your just stuck in a land full of magical talking ponies its nothing to have a panick attack over."

I take a couple deep breaths and try figure out some sort of plan. I suddenly remember that I had been caring my satchel and backpack when I was sent here and I look around and spot them both in the center of the room right where I woke up at. as I go to pickup my satchel I notice something I should have seen earlier. my hands keep changing to hooves then back to hands at seemingly random intervals. I look down at myself to see its not just my hands but my entire body that keeps shifting from one form to another. I first wonder how the hell I didn't notice this earlier before proceeding to have another panick attack this one thankfully only lasts a couple of minutes. after I calm down again I figure out why my body cant seem to decid whether im a human or a pony. my bets are that this new universe im in is trying to turn me into a creature that would better fit in with this reality. I try to see if I can stay in human form by concentrating on a mental image of myself as a human. surprisingly this works and when I open my eyes I see that my body is now back to my original form (aka: human). having finally calmed down and gotten my body to stay in human form I check through my backpack and satchel to see if they still have all my stuff in them. in my satchel I have my laptop, and its accessories, and my medication 2 1/2 months worth of it. in my backpack I have one of my spare changes of clothes and my pajamas, my original nintendo ds the one that can play ds and gameboy games and its case with all its games and charger, my snacks and drinks, my swiss army knife, one of those small medical kits you'd take when hiking and my pocket survival kit which contains 1 needle and thread, 1 flint and steel, and 1 water filter.

me: " ok so I have everything I was carrying when I was sent here that's good now what do I do next?"

I quickly come up with a plan of action. first im going to climb the tower that normally holds the elements of harmony as seen in episode 2 of season 1. then im going to search the castle for 2 things an armory and see if I can find any bits lying around. I takes me about an hour but I eventually find the room that normally holds the elements of harmony. sadly the elements are still in there and still in their stone form.

me: "well shit" #sigh# "I just hope it doesn't take me another hour to find the armory"

thankfully it only takes me 20 minutes to locate the armoury. I enter the room to see racks of weapons to my left and rows of armour to my right and at the far end of the room there are a few rotted out sleeping beds. seeing as how none of the armour on the right will fit me I focus on the racks of weapons to my left. most of the weapons are spears or pikes and most of those are broken or have rotted out shafts. the finale 3 racks have some none spear related weapons. the first of the 3 racks has nothing but swords all of which are to small for me to use. the second rack has some maces most of which have rotted wooden handles and a couple battle scythes again which have rotted wooden handles. the finale weapon rack has a variety of different battle axes some of which have handles made of metal so there actually usable. one particular axe catches my eye. its a somewhat small single bladed axe. its handle is a bit longer than that of a hatchet leading me to believe this axe is a throwing axe. seeing as how all these weapons where designed to be used by ponies the throwing axe is a bit smaller than id like but its the only weapon that's both something I know how to use and in usable condition. sadly I couldn't find any type of shield that wasn't falling apart from decay. now that I have a weapon I quickly look around for some bits as ill need money to buy things when I eventually go into town. I look out one of the many windows to see that the sun appears to be going down. I look at my watch to see that its about 2:30pm. I really don't want to spend the night in the everfree forest so I make my way towards the exit which I discovered when I was looking for the armoury. as I walk by the throne room I notice a small room off to the side with the words pay taxes here engraved in the stone above the door.

me: " hmm maybe there are some loose bits in there"

I poke my head in the door to see a handful of coin shaped objects sitting on a desk. I walk in and as I go to dust of the bits I spot 2 large sacks behind the desk. I look inside to find both of them are filled with bits. I smile.

me: "jackpot"

seeing as how I wont be able to carry both of those sacks of bits with me I decide to unzip the back of my satchel and fill it with as many bits that it could hold. I can just come back at a later time for the rest if I need it after all most ponies both avoid and fear this castle and the forest it sits in. having stuffed the some of the bits into my satchel I continue towards the castles exit. I find that the drawbridge is closed thankfully the rope bridge off to the side that I saw used by the main 6 in the tv show is still up. I look towards the sun and note that direction as east and use that to find north.

me : "ok all I have to do is follow this river upstream to get out of the forest I just pray I don't have to fight anything on my way out of the forest."

I as I begin my hike out of the forest I start to ponder what my next course of action will be once I manage to exit this deadly forest.

me: " well lets see the options are live in one of the nearby forests like the whitetail woods or see if the residents of ponyvill would take in a human."

then an odd thought pops into my head.

me: "wait maybe I can turn into a pony by doing the same thing I did to get my body to stick to human form."

I decide that I shouldn't test this idea until im near the border of the forest as if something where to attack me while I was in pony form I wouldn't have any idea on how to properly defend myself. as I follow the river upstream I note that the only signs of animal life that I can find are the occasional sounds of a bird singing. I guess that the late afternoon is one of the few periods of time in which most of the forests creatures arent active. after about 3-4 hours of walking and a quick snack break I spot a large opening in the trees about 40-50 feet ahead of me.

me "well that's definitely the forest northern border. I guess nows a good idea to test out my shapeshifting idea."

unfortunately before I can test my idea from earlier a loud howl comes out from behind me. I spin around just in time to see a black and purple shape go flying past me and crash land into a tree a few feet behind me. I turn and look at the creature and im a bit shocked to see that the creature is a changeling and its bleeding from a fairly large slash on its left side and it appears to have a broken leg. before I can do more than observe the purple changeling wounds I hear another howl from where the first one came followed by what sounds like someone screaming. I step in front of the wounded changeling and assume a defensive stance. I spot a second changeling racing out of the underbrush with a timberwolf not that far behind it. I jump into action I flip my axe around so the blunt back end comes down as swing the axe like a baseball bat. I hit the timber wolf in the side of the head with enough force to crack and splinter its skull. the timberwolf stumbles back in a daze and before it can regain its senses I attack it again this time I hit the wolf with the part of my axe that has a blade and I hit the same spot as the last time this lets my axe go halfway into the side of the wolfs head bringing the wolf to the ground. I remember that timberwolfs can rebuild themselves if given the chance so just to be safe I quickly chop off the wolfs head and toss it as far down the river that I can. this appears to finish off the timber wolf for good as its body falls to peaces and loses its green glow. I slowly turn towards the injured changeling. I find that the second changeling has a black and green appearance and is standing in front of the injured changeling and staring at me.

green changeling: " I don't know what you are but don't come any closer ill..ill fight you if I have to!"

this green changeling is shaking like a leaf and obviously scared out of its mind. I slowly lower my axe.

me: " look pal if I was going to hurt you or your friend there I would have done so already. plus if I wanted you dead why would I have just saved both your lives by killing that timberwolf?"

green changeling: "maybe you did that so you could kill us yourself."

the purple changeling whose been watching the entire time decides to speak up.

purple changeling:" thorax calm down and you why did you save us and what are you?"

me: " I saved you simply because it was the right thing to do as for what I am im a human. now you need medical attention if you'll let me come over there I have a medical kit on me that I can use to stop your bleeding and reset your leg."

purple changeling:" fine but I want you to drop your weapon and your gear first and to only approach with the medical kit you have."

I do as he asks.

me:"im going to stop your bleeding side first then ill reset your leg"

I pull out some rubbing alcohol some guaze and some cotton balls and get to work cleaning his wounded side.

me:" this is going to sting a little also im fang what's your name?"

purple changeling:" im pharynx that's thorax."

I use the gauze to bandage his side and then I look at his broken rear leg.

me:" well pharynx im going to have to put a splint on your leg and its going to hurt so thorax I need you to hold down his leg while I attach the splint."

I grab 2 nearby branches and use them and some medical tape to make a splint. thorax holds pharynxes leg as I put on the splint. pharynx simply growls as we put on the splint. after putting the splint on pharynxes leg I check for any other injures thankfully I cant find any. I note that that its getting dark fairly quick at this point and I look at my watch its 8:15pm I glance at the sky and I don't see any clouds so it shouldn't rain any time soon. the 2 changeling also notice the approaching night.

pharynx:" look fang as much as I hate accepting help thanks for fixing me up but me and thorax need to start making our way back home."

pharynx goes to stand but is obviously dizzy from blood loss and barely manages to stand.

me:" pharynx your in no condition to be walking at the moment and its almost dark out we should all rest here for the night and since its close to the forests border it should be relatively safe."

pharynx looks like hes about to disagree but thankfully thorax intervenes.

thorax:" hes right pharynx you can barely stand and we both know this forest is more dangoures at night."

pharynx: #sigh# "fine I guess I don't really have a choice in the matter." he looks at me. "do you happen to have a way to start a fire?"

me:" yea but ill need to build a fire pit first and gather some fire wood."

pharynx:" thorax go gather the wood ill be fine here while fang builds the fire pit."

thorax reluctantly goes to get the fire wood. I walk down to the river that's a couple feet away and gather some large stones to line the fire pit. I quickly get to work building a fire pit. I chat with pharynx as I work. I quickly decided while I was gathering the stones that for now I should act like I know nothing of equestria its land its inhabitants or anything about the mlp universe in general.

me: " so pharynx if you don't mind me asking what are you and where do you and thorax live?" he gives me a rather nasty glare before replying.

pharynx:"we are called changeling as for where we live that's none of your business."

me: "ok. would you or your friend want anything to eat iv got a couple different snacks in my bag."

when he answers im a bit surprised that he doesn't mention his kinds' need to feed on love.

pharynx:" can I have a look at what you've got. their isn't a whole lot my species normally eats."

I pull open my bag and show him all the snacks I have. I show him each item and tell him its and name and what its made of.

me: " these are called milkyways and their made of chocolate and carmel. these are called granola bars, I don't remember what exactly their made of but its a type of grain with chocolate covering it. theses are called m&ms their little drops of chocolate. and these are called rice crispies, its a square made of rice."

pharynx : " the rice is something we can eat."

I hand him the entire box its got about 20 of the squares in it. its a round this time that I finish the fire pit nad thorax returns with more than enough fire wood about a minute later.

thorax: " do you think this will be enough?"

me: " that's more than enough just give me a minute to set it all up then ill get out my flint and steel."

I arrange the wood into a pyramid style fire and I grab my flint and steel. since im a bit out of practice it takes me a couple of tries to light the tinder. as I set up the fire and light it the two changeling eat the food I gave them. by the time the fire starts up its almost 10:pm

me: "well its rather late so im going to bed." I wave to them and throw my backpack against a tree and use it as a pillow. I sleep holding my axe just to be safe.


the next morning

I slowly sit up and look around to see that the fire is out and thorax and pharynx are gone. I look at my watch to see that its 9:30am.

me: " I guess their the kind of people who rise with the sun."

I get up and put out the remains of the fire before checking my stuff. I was happy to see that nothing was stolen while I slept. I remember that I was going to test the idea that I might be able to change into a pony before I ran into the changeling and decide that nows a great time to test that theroy. I close my eyes and concentrate on an image of a pony in my mind and when I open my eyes I look down to see that I have hooves.

me: " cool it worked. its going to be a while before I get use to this shapeshifitng stuff."

having tested my idea I finale decided on a plan of action. ill take up residents in ponyvill and stay in pony form for most of the time that im stuck in equestria. ill probable go exploring the everfree forest in my free time and those are the times when ill revert back to my human form. It takes me a couple minutes to figure out how to carry my stuff as a pony but I eventually figure it out. I slip my axe into my backpack before exiting the forest so I don't raise any eyebrows when walking through town. as I exit the forest I spot a large orchard about a half mile to my right. and to my left I spot a small cottage again about a half mile away. the town is directly in front of me and about a mile to a mile and 1/2 away. it takes me about 30 minutes to walk to ponyvill. I decided that the first thing I should do is look for a job and to then go looking for a place to stay. so I go looking for the town hall as its sure to have some sort of list of the currently available jobs. I know that's its near the center of the town. as I approach the center of the town I pass through the market place. it appears that most ponies are just now starting their day as most of the market place stalls are just beginning to open. the few ponies I see smile and wave to me or say good morning I simply reply to them all with a nod and a small grin. just past the market place I spot the town hall. as I approach the front door I spot a bulletin board. it has the weeks weather posted and the time and dates for several events and the time for the weekly town meeting, however I don't see a list of available jobs on the board so I go inside. the first room inside is a small reception area, with a waiting room. I walk up to the receptionist desk theres a small grey coated mare with a light green Mane siting behind the desk.

receptionist:" hello how can I help you."

me: " yes I was wondering if you might have some sort of list of the the jobs available in town."

receptionist: " yes we do however the only jobs that are currently available are run by the town so you'll need to speak with the mayor about them. if you'll just wait here for a minute ill go so if shes available."

me: "ok."

I take a seat in the waiting area and a few minutes later the first mare comes out followed by a second mare that has a light brown coat and a grey main. I recognize the second mare as the mayor.

Me:" so you must be the mayor then?"

mayor:" yes and I haven't seen you around town before and seeing as how your looking for a job im assuming that your new to ponyvill."

me:" yep."

mayor :"ah well if you'll follow me to my office we can discuss the towns available jobs."

I follow the mayor to here office and take a seat in front of here desk as she grabs some papers from a cabinet and sits down behind the desk.

mayor: " at the moment we only have four different jobs that are available. the available positions are gym teacher for the towns school. working with the weather team, town treasurer and town librarian."

me: " how much does each job pay?"

mayor:" the gym teacher job gets 3 bits and hour. the weather team gets 4 bits an hour, the town treasurer gets 5 bits an hour and town librarian gets 2 bits an hour."

me:" why is the Liberians pay so low?" mayor:" that's because the Liberian job comes with free housing." I think it over for a few minutes.

Me: "ill apply for the librarian job."

mayor: "in that case how are your social skills and organization skills."

me: "id say that I have slightly below average social skills and im fairly good with organization."

mayor: "seeing as how there arent any certifications that one can get for either of those skills ill just take your word for it. as there is nopony else who has applied for the job you can have it."

me: "cool what are my work days and hours and when do I start?"

mayor: "you'll work Monday through Friday from 9:30am to 5:00pm. your lunch brake is from 12:00pm to 1:00pm. and seeing as how its Friday you'll start next Monday."

me: "can I have something to write that down on and when can I move in to the housing that comes with the job?" the mayor hands me a paper and her quill thankfully my writing skills arent affected by being a pony.

mayor: "you can move in now if you'd like id just have to get you the key to the library first."

me: "ok. do you think you could show me where the library is and where im staying?"

mayor: "well you'll be staying in the library. you see it will serve as both your house and workplace." I try to act surprised.

me: "oh ok."

mayor: " now ill need you to sign these and while you do that ill go get your keys so we can be on our way."

I sign a couple job forms and finish them right as she gets back with the keys. she quickly looks over each paper to double check that iv signed everything.

mayor: " everything seems to be in order now if you'll just follow me ill show you where the library is."

we exit the town hall and walk in the opposite direction of the town market place and about 5 minutes later we come to a large tree sitting in the middle of a large intersection.

mayor: " this is the library."

she unlocks the door and we both enter the library. we walk into a giant circular room. to my left theres a staircase going up to the second floor. in front the walls are lined with bookcases that start at the floor and reach the ceiling. to my right is a rather large door and on its right are two slightly smaller doors. again on my right next to the front door is a desk with a small candle stick on it.

mayor: " on the right wall on the far right is the door to the kitchen to the far left of the right wall is the door too the basement and in-between the basement and kitchen door is the closet door. you'll find the back door in the kitchen. to our left is the staircase to the second floor theres a door at the top to prevent unwanted guests from accessing your living quarters. on the second floor you'll find a master bedroom and a small secondary guest room as well as a large closet and a bathroom. all the rooms in the building are fully furnished. and the basement is currently used as storage space for the library and the librarian. you can reorganize the library any way you want it just as long as you use a system that makes it relatively easy for everypony to find the book there looking for." the mayor hands me the keys to the library.

mayor: "well ill leave you to get settled have a wonderful day."

and just like that im left alone in the library. I walk over and lock the front door as the library isn't currently open and I don't wont to be bothered as I explore my new house. I decided to look at the kitchen first. its nothing fancy. it has a dining table for 4 ponys. a oven/stove, a regular frig/freezer, a large sink for the dishes and 6 cabinets.

me: " darn they don't have dish-washing-machines yet."

I next go down to the basement. it obviously doesn't yet have all the fancy lab equipment and its currently just filled with boxes of old or unused books. I go back up stairs and head up to the second floor. it opens into a small hallway. there's one door on the left and 2 doors on the right and the opposite end of the hall ends with a window. I go into the single room on the left. I walk into the master bedroom at the far end of the room is a small balcony on the right is a dresser a work desk and another door. on the left is a double bed with a window next to it and 2 large bookcases at both ends of the bed in the walls. I make sure the balcony door is locked. #I like my privacy.# before checking out the door on the right. I find the large closet and it has nothing in it at the moment. I go back into the hallway and check out the first door on the right which goes into the smaller guest room. its a small room with no windows a single bed to the left with a night stand next to it and on the right theres a smaller dresser with a small writing desk beside it. I throw my stuff down on the single bed to be unpacked at a later time. I go back into the hallway to go through the far door on the right and I find the finale room. the bathroom is a bit larger than I expected. it has a walk in shower at the far end of the room with a small window to its right. on the right side of the room is the toilet and the sink with a mirror above it. its at this point that I realize that I haven't yet gotten a detailed look at myself as a pony. I walk over to the mirror and look at my reflection. I have a rather messy average length pitch-black Maine with a darkgreen stripe on the right center side of my head. I have darkgreen eyes, a dark grey fur coat, and a short tail that is again pitch-black with I thin darkgreen stripe running through the middle. also im a peagusis, and when I lift up my long cloth jacket im actually rather relived to see that I have no cutie mark. oh I might have forgotten to mention that when I changed into a pony I took off all my clothes but my doctor who hat and my black and blue spring jacket. mainly because walking around fully clothed as a pony would probable look weird and secondly my normally clothes minus the hat and jacket where a bit to small for me as a pony.

me: " cool im my oc. well... minus being a werepony."

I go back to the smaller bedroom and begin to unpack #for those of you wondering why im using the smaller bedroom I see the library and the main bedroom as twilights even though season 1 ep 1 hasn't even occured yet.# I put my spare clothes in the dresser, I set my laptop on the desk and store the rest of my electronics in its single drawer. I store my medication in the night stands little drawer. I stuff my swiss army knife and pocket survival kit in my jakcet pockets. I set the axe I aquired down at the foot of the bed and I take all my snacks and drinks and store them in the kitchen. I head back upstairs and count out the number of bits that I grabbed from the castle each bit is the size of a half dollar American coin. the only difference is that the bits weigh slightly more than a half dollar coin. I counted out 286 bits. I take 100 of the bits and stuff them in my jacket pocket and I store the rest in the desks droor. at this point I decide that I need to do some shopping. I check my watch its only 2:30pm so I definitely still have time to go shopping today so that's what I do.

as I exit the library I make sure to lock the front door before heading to the market place. as I wonder through the market place I keep my eyes open for somepony who sells saddle bags first as ill need a set to carry the food I plan on getting later. after about an hour of wandering around I cant see to find a single shop that sells saddle bags then I remember that rarity lived in ponyvill all her life and that she made clothes. hoping she might have opened her shop by this point I begin searching for the carousel boutique. it takes me a good 15 minutes but I eventually spot the store in the housing supplies part of the market place. I walk over to the carousel boutique and im glad to see an open sign attached to the door with the words come on in below the word open.

I walk inside and a little bell rings. a half second later I hear a mare shout ill be right there. I decide to just stand next to the door. the entrance room into the store/house is the weird mannequin room iv seen several times throughout the show with a door to my left that I assume goes to the rest of the first floor and to my right is a curved stairwell that goes to the upstairs. I spot a white coated, and purple maned mare, whom i regonize as rarity quickly walking down the staircase.

rarity: "hello im rarity and welcome to carousel boutique." she tilts her head to the side rarity: " im sorry but are you new town. I don't believe iv seen you around before." I nod my head.

me: " yea I just arrived this morning I got hired as the towns new Liberian."

rarity: " well that's nice to hear its been some time since we had somepony running the library now what brings you to my shop today."

me: "I was wondering if you might have some saddle bags that I could purchase?"

rarity:" yes I have several is there any specific design or type your looking for."

me: " it just needs to fit me and be rather durable."

rarity: " then I suppose your looking for a pair of saddle bags meant for traveling. I don't have to many of those in stock so it may take me a couple minutes to find them. in the meantime your more than welcome to look around."

rarity goes back up the stairs and I decide to pass the time by looking at the rather small mens section. most of the clothes rarity has on display are tuxes and dresses. however in the back of the mens section I do find a couple jackets and a rather odd looking bag sitting on a box in the corner of the mens section. I pick up the bag to see that's it a pair of saddle bags that appears to be made out of a material that resembles leather and the bags are a dark black. the item has a large bag on each side with medium sized zip lock bag on the center top of the belt. I hear the sound rarity coming back down the stairs and turn to face her. shes holding 2 pairs of saddle bags out in front of her with her magic. the pair on the left is a light brown and it has one large bag on each side for carring items while the pair on the right has a mediums sized bag with a smaller bag sitting above the medium on each side.

rarity: " im afraid these are the only 2 travel bags I have in stock are either of them to your liking?" I stare at them both for a minute or 2 before I answer.

me: " no not really however I would like to know more about that this black pair of saddle bags here." I point to the bags that are sitting on the box. rarity frowns a bit.

rarity: " those are a bit of an mistake I was trying out a new technic for dying fabric and I turned the entire thing black by accident."

me: " ok but what is it made of."

rarity: " its made from leather thats been reinforced with carbon fiber ." I was a bit surprised by her answer but I don't let it show.

me: "in that case how much is this black pair of saddle bags?" she scratches her chin for a moment as she thinks.

rarity: "43 bits."

I hand err hoof over the request number of bits to rarity and walk out of the store wearing my new pair of saddle bags. to be honest I was expecting her to ask me about my choice of clothing. the rest of the day is rather uneventful I don't meet any more of the element bearers surprisingly and I buy some much needed groceries. im just glad that didn't run into pinkie pie. sadly I don't know how much long I can avoid the pink menace. with the day at an end I go to bed and pray that when pinkie does find me that I don't have to duct tape her mouth shut.


authors notes:

for those of your who are courise I did the math and a bit is roughly worth 3.50 in American money so that means the 286 bits fang found is equal to just about 1000$. which means the hundred bits he took with him shopping is about 350$. Also the event with the changeling will make sense later in the story.