This Belongs to: Marik Ishtar
December 23
It's my birthday, and what did Ishizu give me? Not a camel, not sandals, not even a water canteen. No, she had to go and buy me a stupid diary. I'm supposed to " keep all my secrets and feelings locked within these secret chambers." Oh right, and wait for her to come in and read it all? Give me a break! Well Ishizu, if you're reading this, you can just go and kiss my *** cause I'm not gonna tell you ANYTHING! Got that?!
December 24
Well, whadya know? It's 1 day after my birthday, and I caught Ishizu reading my diary. Ishizu is gonna pay…I already went and fed her goldfish to Mindslave. Mindslave's such a smart little kitty. He knows how to go and hide the "evidence" after he's done with it. I think I'll go and reward him with Mr. Tweets. Say goodbye to your canary, Ishizu… *evil laugh*
December 25
Ishizu's such a stupid jerk. She caught me feeding Mr. Tweets to Mindslave and tattled on me. What a baby! Now as for punishment, I have to go and take out he trash. What humiliation! Why, that's slave's work! Odion's no help either. He said that it was "all for my own good." What does he know about my good?! Now my hands are so smelly. One of the bags exploded and something green oozed out. Seriously, what WAS that? Actually, I don't want to know. I just had dinner. Dinner was great. Whenever dad turned his back, I went and smooshed some of my mashed potatoes into her fat face. Dad wouldn't believe her when she, yet again, tattled on me. He thought that she had on some sort of face moisturizer. Serves her right. Ishizu is such a loser! She'll never notice that frog in her bed…
~Later~
She noticed. I got the most uncomfortable wedgie in the world, but it was worth it! Ishizu screamed so loud that the neighbors actually went and threw a bookend at her window. Now she has to go and pay for it out of her allowance (dunno why, but who cares?). Haha. More good news. Odion got me a heavy-duty lock for Christmas. Maybe he caught Ishizu reading my diary again… Anyways, I've attached it onto this diary and…
Sorry bout that. Ishizu was peeking over my shoulder. When will she learn that it's useless? I've pulled her hair, hard, for that. Now she's crying. I'm taking back that bead necklace I gave her. I don't get why she's so fond of those things Oh well. Idiots are so unpredictable.
