Other Worldly Lives

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I do own the OCs though.

There is some swearing in this fic.


David fell asleep just after work. He had a hard day of work, plus university, and all he wanted to do, and all he did do, was sleep.

In another place, Naruto also fell asleep. He had a hard day of training with Jiraiya, or to him, ero-sennin, and he was beat.

Inside Naruto however, a presence was plotting. "I can finally get out of this boy!" The presence laughed. "I do pity the one to take my place though." With that, the presence made some movements in the darkness, and yelled out, "Other-World-No-Jutsu!"


David groaned as he woke up. He felt really beaten up and sore. 'Why do I feel sore?' He asked in his head. He looked around and saw himself not to be in his dorm room. 'Where the hell am I?' He got up and stretched, groaning as the pain came back. 'Christs, what the hell is up with my body right now?'

"Naruto!" A voice from outside the door called. "Wake up, you lazy brat!"

David stayed silent for he didn't know no Naruto. He did look around a bit to see if there was anyone else in the room. He had lived with some pretty strange people in his life so being in a room that was not his did not surprise him much.

"Fine! I'm coming in, you brat!"

David watched as the door opened and an old man came in. He had long white hair tied back with a fore head protector. At the moment he had a large wool coat and black pants. "Naruto! You lazy brat! Get up! It's time for training!"

David sighed. "Look old man, I don't see a Naruto in here, as I'm the only one in here, and I sure as hell don't know you."

The old man cuffed him over the head. "Why you brat! Stop trying to be funny!"

David glared at him. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, OLD MAN? I TOLD YOU! THERE IS NO NARUTO HERE!"

"YOU'RE NARUTO, YOU DUMBASS!"

"MY NAME IS DAVID YAIBA! NOT NARUTO!" He moved away from the old man and huffed. "Where the hell am I anyway? I need to be back at school in..." He looked at the clock beside a mirror. His face paled. "What... WHAT THE HELL!" He ran up to the mirror and began rubbing his face. "WHAT THE FUCK!" He grabbed his hair and pulled it down. "BLONDE!"

He rushed over to the old man. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? THIS ISN'T MY BODY! I DON'T HAVE BLONDE HAIR, OR WHISKERS!"

The old man just looked at him funny. "Uh... Are you okay, Naruto?"

"I TOLD YOU, MY NAME, IS NOT, NARUTO! GAH!" David began pacing. "Okay, David, think. I went to bed, and I was twenty-one. I had brown hair, and now I have blonde. I look like I'm like fourteen or fifteen, too. Think, think, think, think..."

The old man continued looking at him funny. "Are you really, not Naruto?"

"Yes! I am not this Naruto! My name is Daivd! I'm a twenty-one year-old university student who works at a kendo dojo. Last night, I went to sleep at around eleven o-clock, and now I'm like this!"

"Well, I have no idea what might have happened." David glared at him.

"You're not a lot of help, you know that right?"

"I know what happened." A deep voice called.

"YOW! What the... WHO THE HELL IS THAT!"

The voice chuckled. "Let's meet face to face."

David felt like he was falling. He was standing one moment, then he felt like he was falling into a pit, a deep, dark pit.


Naruto groaned in his sleep as an alarm went off. He hit the snooze button on pure luck and was contempt to find it began beeping in another five minutes. He opened his eyes and smacked the alarm several times to shut it the hell up.

He got out of bed and rubbed his eyes, yawning loudly. He looked around the room, noticing it was different than the one he had gone to sleep in. He shrugged as it had happened before when the ero-sennin had done something wrong and had grabbed Naruto and run for it in the night.

He found the bathroom quickly and took off clothes that were not his. 'Strange...' He looked in the mirror and paled as he looked at a brown-haired, green-eyed, twenty-one year-old. "WAAAHHH!"

He fell onto his behind and began wheezing. 'What the hell! Kyuubi! Kyuubi?' Usually he could alk to Kyuubi but at the moment found himself unable to. He looked down to his stomach and summoned a small bit of chakra. There was no seal. Whenever he summoned his chakra, the seal appeared.

"David?" A voice called from outside the room. "You in there?"

'David? Oh! Maybe... This body is David.'

He got up and opened the door, revealing a red-haired woman in a tank top and short shorts. "You're awake, good!"

"Uh... Hi..."

"Hello to you too."

"Um... Miss? Can I ask you a question?"

"Sure... But what's this about?"

"Do you believe that a person can go to sleep in one body, then wake up in another?"

Her eyes glittered as a devious smile came onto her face. "Why yes, yes I do. I BELIEVE THAT THERE IS MAGIC IN THIS WORLD THAT CAN DO MANY THINGS!" She began laughing maniacally and Naruto sweat-dropped.

"Uh, well, I'm not David, my name is Naruto, and this isn't my body."

Naruto swore he could hear the sound barrier being broken. "Really?WOW!That'samazing!Howdidyoucomehere?CanIgotowhereyoucamefrom?Whereareyoufrom?Whatareyoulike?Tellmetellmetellmetellme!"

Naruto sweatdropped. "Uh... Miss... I can't understand a word you're saying..."

She slowed down her talking and breathed heavily. "How did you come here?"

"No idea."

"Where are you from?"

"A village called Konoha."

"Is there anything cool there?"

"It's a ninja village.."

"Neat!"

She asked him many more questions before he put his hand up and dropped onto the bed he woke up in. "Alright, I have no idea why I'm here, or how to get back. I do know that this person has a life, and you must know him, so I need you to help me out with living his life. You can also help me try to find a way back, because it looks like you would probably do that anyway. Okay?"

"Okay. Now, here's the life of David Yaiba. For now, that's you." He nodded. "He was born here, in good old Japan to an American father and a Japanese mother. His father, Greg, died when he was six and his mother raised him ever since. He's twenty-one years old, and he goes to Tokyo University, a very prestigious school, and works part-time at a kendo dojo to pay the bills. He wants to go into business so he can support his mother, but he also wants to open a dojo in his spare time."

"Okay... And who are you to him?"

"Well, my name is Mitari Niki, and I've known David since we were eight."

"And you don't... Like him?"

"Of course I like him! He's my best friend!" She yelled indignantly.

"I meant.. Like him, like him."

She reddened slightly. "No.. No I don't. And besides, he's too much of a playboy for me."

"I think you do like him, but how he acts makes you reject your feelings for him." Naruto replied, intelligently.(!)

"No, I don't. Well, I did, but that was when we were younger..." Her look became wistful then turned cheerful. "But enough about me! What about you!"

"Well, my name is Uzumaki Naruto. I was fifteen in my world, and was training to be Hokage of Konoha, the best ninja in the village, so everyone would respect me as a person and not hate me for what I was."

"What were you?"

Naruto sighed. "The day I was born, a demon called the Kyuubi No Kitsune attacked. It destroyed a lot of homes, and killed a lot of people. It was sealed inside me as a baby by the fourth Hokage, a person rumored to be the greatest ninja of all time. Because of that, he died and I grew up with looks of hatred because the people of the village knew what was sealed inside me."

She got up and hugged him. "Well, you have a chance to start over here, no? A lot of people actually like David, and I'm sure they'll like you." He smiled in thanks. She realized something and giggled.

"What is it?"

"If you're in David's body, then he's in yours! A fifteen year old's! Oh he's going to be pissed." Naruto laughed with her at his body's new owner's misfortune.


David opened his eyes and found himself in a sewer. He looked around, confused, and noticed a tunnel. He walked down the tunnel and came face-to-face with a huge gate with a small piece of paper with the word seal on it.

"Hello? Anyone there?"

A growling came from behind the bars and to David's view came a huge fox, nine tails billowing behind it. It roared loudly.

David wiped the spittle off his face and waved his hand in front of his face. "Get some mouth wash, fox."

"WHY ARE YOU NOT AFRAID OF THE ME, THE KYUUBI NO KITSUNE!" The fox roared again.

"Because, I'm not afraid of foxes. Now if you were a huge demon elephant, then I might be a little more afraid. And besides, I'm never afraid of a lady." He smiled toothily, causing Kyuubi to chuckle.

David watched in amazement as the huge fox turned into a woman about his height, with long red hair, red eyes, nine tails, and.. SHE WAS NAKED! He whistled appreciatively. "Damn, you're good looking babe."

She smiled toothily. "You're not bad yourself." She looked down and smiled appreciatively.

He looked down and for the first time, noticed he was naked. If Kyuubi was expecting a reaction, it wasn't the one she got. "I'm in my real body!" He smiled at her. "So..."

She chuckled again. "Don't even say it. I don't even have a real body."

"Hmm? You look real fine... I mean real to me."

"Well... This is more an illusion. The only way to give me a real body would to rip off that seal on the cage, or at least a part of it."

"Sure." He walked up to the cage and peeled off a corner of the seal. She watched in amazement as he did. After he ripped the corner off, she could feel her illusionary body gain substance and become solid. She grinned.

"And since you did that, how do you know I'm not going to kill you?"

He almost appeared in the cage with her. He grinned at her. "Because, I'm that good." Before she could say anything, he grabbed her face and kissed her passionately on the lips.


Kyuubi groaned as she woke up. She was still sore but she felt amazing. She looked over to her right to see a smirking David. "So babe, how was it?" He asked, cockily.

"I'll admit it, you are that good."

He kissed her again, making her moan. "I know." She relaxed onto his body and he kissed her hair.

"Why do you treat me like this? I'm a demon."

"Because you are also a beautiful woman."

"Just because I'm a woman?"

"Also because I like you. You are one damn amazing demon. And besides.." He smirked at her. "David Yaiba always delivers, and he nevers lets a woman he can tell is lonely, be lonely anymore. And my mom always told me to respect a woman, and always make them happy, and I always listen to my mother for she is one of the smartest people I know."

"You are sure high of yourself."

"And for good reason." They just stayed like that for a little while, holding each other. Kyuubi found herself not even disgusted for her behaviour. She may be a demon, but she was entitled to a little happiness and love every now and then, right? "So what did you call me down here for? Not that I'm complaining."

"Well... I want to tell you why you're here. You see, I did an old technique that should have let me switch bodies with another woman from your world, but something went wrong and you instead switched with Naruto, the person who's body you're now in. I was sealed inside him when he was a baby, fifteen years ago, and I wanted out."

"So.. How do I go back."

She giggled nervously. "You don't." He stared at her with half-closed eyes.

"Excuse me?"

"You can't go back to your body. The technique randomly chooses a new body each time. So in other words if I were try to do it for you, then you could end up in any one of the many men you have on your world."

"...FUCK!" She held her hands over her poor ears. "YOU MEAN I'M STUCK LIKE THIS!"

"Y...Yes... I'm sorry..."

His anger died down completely once he saw her look sad. He hugged her to him. "So there is no way back to my body?"

"Not likely, you have about three billion males on your world, right?" He nodded. "Well, then you have a one-in-three-billion chance of getting back into your body."

David was silent for a little bit. "There is only one upside I can see to this." He whispered. He smiled charmingly at her. "At least there's you, babe."

She blushed, blushed! No one had ever made her feel like this, and he was a human! A good-looking human true, but a human still.

"So... Kyuubi, right?" She nodded. "So Kyuubi-chan, how was your first time?"

She sputtered. "F.. First time!"

"Please, I could tell you've never had sex before. You didn't know how to move, or how to really do anything except receive, and besides, I could feel your hymen breaking. A sure sign of your virginity."

She blushed in embarassment. "Y.. Yes it was my first time... And it was very nice..."

He smirked. "Like I said, David Yaiba always delivers."

They stayed hugging for a little longer until David pulled back. "Ready again?" She nodded and moaned as he kissed her passionately once again.


Hehehe... A NarutoOC, KyuubiOC, KurenaiOC, AnkoOC, TsunadeOC, ShizuneOC, TemariOC, and several other characters and an OC. Kudos to all who can figure out who the OC for all the girls are. (Not that hard.)

This is my first Naruto fic, and it begins near the end of Naruto's training trip. There's about two months before Naruto would return to Konoha.

Please R&R, thanks.

Oni Tsubasa