I don't own Harry Potter. Otherwise, would this be fanfiction? Huh? HUH?

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The Actual Tri-Wizard Cup

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"WAKE UP!!!!!," screamed Hermione.

"Ack, Hermione, did you have to wake me up? I was having a dream about food..." Harry groaned, sitting up slightly.

"Harry, it's the day of your competition. Shut up and get ready."

"WILL THAT HOTTIE, FLUER DELECOR BE THERE?" asked Ron loudly.

"WILL THERE BE THERE?" Harry yelled, spraying spit everywhere.

Cho Chang walked in "Oh my gosh, that is like, so gross. Harry, we are like, SO totally over," she flipped her hair and walked out of the dormitories like a super model.

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"Fluer Delecor, you're up first," said the announcer guy.

"Like, sure," she said, walking out onto the stage.

"Wait, what do I have to do?"

"Get an egg!"

"Oh, an egg? I like eggs!" she giggled. Then she was stomped flat by a dragon.

"Oops. There's a dragon in here. Get it out, someone!"

"Nah. Too lazy," replied the crowd in unison.

"Oh well. Next, Cedric Diggory!"

"He's hot!" squealed Cho Chang.

"No! Viktor Krum is hotter!" Hermione argued.

"Viktor!"

"Cedric!"

"Vik--"

"ME," came a voice. It was Ron Weasley. He started singing the song "I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt"

"Like, EW!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Cho.

"SHUT UP!!!!!!" screamed Cedric. "I'm trying to show off here!"

it was very quiet.

A ball of energy formed in Cedric's hand. "Ka... me... ha... me..." he said, aiming it at the dragon. Then, he changed his mind and pointed it at something he would rather have go away.

"Oh my gosh," Cho said with heart eyes. "He is so hot! But why's he pointing that thing at me?"

"He hates you, that's why!" Hermione yelled. "Also, he is SO not hot! He's sinking to the level of COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!!"

"Like, whatev," Cho said, turning her eyes back to the stage.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Cedric released the ball of energy at Cho. He walked off stage.

"That is like, SO out!" said Cho. "He, like, ruined my MAKEUP!"

"Will you please SHUT UP, Cho Chang?" asked the announcer guy.

Cho Chang shut up.

"Anyway," announced the announcer guy, taking his eyes off Cho. "Next is Viktor Krum.

Hermione ruined everybody's eardrums by screaming "EEK! OH MY GOSH! VIKTOR!" at the top of her lungs.

"Hey, look! It's Ord!" yelled Viktor.

A hush fell over the crowd.

"From Dragon Tales! You know, the hot new TV show?"

"Ummm..." said Hermione.

"You see? He is like, sooo not hot," Cho replied, sticking her fat, ugly nose in the air.

Viktor Krum started singing the Dragon Tales theme song, but then the dragon ate him.

"ORD! THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!" were Viktor Krum's last words.

"It's up to ME!" yelled Harry.

"Oh, crap!" said everyone.

"I ate a lot today," Harry giggled.

The dragon started chasing him, and harry ran.

After about ten minutes of running, Harry threw up. The barf landed on the dragon's eyes. The dragon died.

"YAY! I WON!!!!!!"

"GET THE EGG, YOU IDIOT!" screamed Hermione.

"Oh, yeah! The egg!" Harry said, snatching it.

"Now let's see what's inside," he said, opening it. It started to play the "Dragon Tales" theme song.

Viktor Krum climbed out of the dragon's mouth. "Yay! Dragon Tales! I told you this was Ord!"

"Like, OH MY GOSH!!! Cedric's, like, ALIVE!!! Tee-hee!"

Fluer Delecor came out from the foot. She snatched the egg and ate it.

"YOU JUST DESTROYED DRAGON TALES!" screamed Viktor, attacking Fluer.

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THE END!!

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