The Tragedy That is Brock, by Dickfart

Brock was traveling through Sinnoh one day, and he found a beautiful girl named Balinda. He took her hands into his own and said, "this must be the greatest day of my life, running into a resplendent beauty such as yourself."

"Oh Brock," said Balinda with a giggle. "Not even in your dreams."

Suddenly, Balinda's warm hands turned into slimy feet, and her face turned into Croagunk, who leaned in to kiss him.

"AHHH NOOOO!" said Brock, waking up from his dream gasping and panting.

"Oh no, is it Team Rocket?" said Ash, thrashing about. He liked to thrash about.

"No..." Brock said, with tears coming out of his eyes. "That's just the sound of betrayal and my heart shattering into a thousand pieces."

Everyone groaned and went back to sleep.

The End