Part 2, of the story Vader and Cat; the naming

Vader and Cat; Vader takes up Yodeling


Tamaru was the typical trooper in Vader's legion, if you called being an evil minion normal. He had the grueling job of sentry duty, which required a complete stand-still of the body. He was to stand still for hours on end and this was certainly very tiring. He was relieved of his duty for a few minutes or so around lunchtime. Normally, he would have to pass the lord Vader's chamber door. This was a frightening experience, for the Sith's mood was volatile and dangerous. He just happened to be passing that area at a certain time one day...
At first, Vader had thought Yoda the cat was merely gaining weight. His orange belly was swollen and full nearly all the time yet the kitten (who had now grown into a healthy young cat mind you) ate even more. However, for once, Vader's notions were proved incorrect. It had happened one day when Vader was in his chamber drawing out battle strategies. He heard not one mewl but severel. Looking under his bed he had been shocked to see a total of six cats, five tiny things who looked more like rats than anything. Vader wondered where in space did another cat manage to sneak on board and where had it gone? He also realized three things. Firstly, Yoda was not a "he" but a "she". Secondly, apparently Yoda was a mother of five kittens. Third, cats matured much faster than Vader expected.
Vader still couldn't bear to throw out the family of cats so now he had a whole army of felines following him around. He had named them according to their educated mother's wishes. It ended up with the three boy kittens, Yode, Yodi, and Hoo. The two females were named Lilay and EvangelineD'oroO' DowellMcGamera. (or "E" for short). He had also figured out a way to feed them with milk and fish. The cook prepared this all in a huge dish. The cats had rules though. they would only come if Vader called them and only in a certain order.
Tamaru was passing that corrider during the cats' feeding time when he heard along utilating rasp.

"YodaYodeYodiLilay"E"Hoo!"

Tamaru left in a hurry with only one thought in his mind, 'The dark lord Vader has taken up yodeling."


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I dunno...this was a complete waste of time on my part and I think me and Bkc were waaaay to high on sugar that day.

Ahh! Vader has taken up yodeling, Force save us!

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