It was a lovely day in Yokohama. Everything was quiet. Meanwhile in an environmental research lab (because that is always how the films start) some scientists where recording strange tremors in he earth. This scared them.

"We have earthquake issue sir!" Said Mr. Takeshipocosan in a trying to be calm voice. His boss sauntered over and peered at the retro computer screen. "Again? Five times this week!" He said cooly . "Something not right" Takeshipococosan commented. "They not follow the pattern of normal earthquakes." His boss mr. Fuji stroked his chin.

"We need expert in such matters. We merely monitor. We need someone who understands minute information." At that moment a colleague burst into the building. "Sir! Detecting wave increase movement! The sea is building resonance and coming inland. TSUNAMIIIIIIIIII!" ( because anything that big rising out of the water should cause a tidal wave, but the films always got that wrong.) And everyone jumped to action as lots of alarms started to beep in warning. They switch on the tv and the news channel showed half of japan being desamated by a giant wave. The scientists looked at the old fat tv in shock. The nerd of the office slammed his glasses against the desk and yelled "we going to die! My wife! She dead! I can;t go on!" Fuji slapped him and told him to man up. Then a radio from the military helicopter came in and announced that a giant pillar had appeared out of the sea made of slimed rock. "We need an expert. Get me geologist and spelukner." Fuji sent his lackey Takeshipocosan to meet the geologist and spelunker. (The goeologist was female as the expert in the films always is. The spelunker was a guy because the adventurer is always a guy) And a fish guy took then out in his trawler to see the pillar. They came up to it and the geologist looked puzzled at the thing that was as tall as a 200ft highway lamppost. "This not rock." She said. She took out her magnifying glass and examined it. "This is not mineral. Looks organic" She got her scalpel and went to take a sample but the earth moved and bubbles erupted carrying a cry. "It's godzillas penis!" She cried. The spelunker agreed with her. "I see no rock like this! Not even covered in moss!" The boat started to shake. "Godzilla is horny! We must get it something to hump!" As they pulled away something started to rise out of the water as the penis disappears. Then all of it was in view. Godzilla stood up and started wading to shore. the experts went back to the base and analyzed the readings. "Of course! The fracking company Furakutobu must have caused such bad tremors in the earth that godzilla has become horny and needs to mate!" The geologist cried. The spelunker looked concerned. 'But there nothing alive big enough!" "We can use the Yokohama Monument Tower as a mate! Professor, get army to paint it green to make it more attractive and the army to shepard it with tanks towards it's new flesh lite." The army did this and after Godzilla marched towards the tower he rammed his giant cock through one of the windows causing great distress to the office workers there. He kept ramming until he felt he would cum. The pleasure washed over him... but nothing else happened. Ashamed of no cum, he stomped back to the sea and lay down, destroying the rest of Japan, his boner still stood up out of the sea. Then he cummed, and his spray of mutated dinosaur spooge fountained up and rained down, coating the land in a mucous flow of delayed ejaculate. The geologist and spelunker watched from the lab and then fell in love. Godzilla rested for a while at the bottom of the sea once more. His boner took four months to go down. The people of south korea died in the tsunami that followed.

The end.