Chapter 1: The Setup

The music was blaring, lights flashing and booze flowing. It was the perfect place to carry out the beginning of their little prank. "Shikamaru, would you like more sake," purred Ino.

"Actually," he yelled over the music. "I should really be getting home. I'm supposed to meet Temari."

Tenten poured him more sake, " Oh come on Shikamaru! We're having so much fun and you promised me a dance," she pouted, giving him the puppy dog eyes. No one could deny her once she pulled that out of the bag.

"Oh, okay," he resigned. "One dance, then I have to go."

Tenten winked at Ino as she pulled Shikamaru out on the dance floor. Ino sat back enjoying the scene. For some reason, watching Tenten bumping and grinding against Shikamaru got her all hot and bothered. She might actually enjoy what she and Tenten has planned for tonight. They would show mister holier-than-thou-I-don't-sleep-around a thing or two. And maybe get rid of that Sand bitch Temari at the same time.

When the song ended, Tenten carried Shikamaru back to his seat. As Tenten helped him back on his stool, Ino asked for another round of sake. A few more drinks in, Shikamaru started his drunken babble about Temari. "I really love that girl. She's so smart, and beautiful. I want to marry her and…" As he continued his babbling, Ino and Tenten looked at each other and rolled their eyes.

The bartender yelled last call, and Shikamaru tried to get off his stool. But ended up on the floor instead.

"Dammit," cursed Ino

"Did we give him too much," asked Tenten?

"Not for our purpose," Ino replied. "I hope he can get it up. I know he'll have a helluva hang over in the morning."

They picked him up; with an arm around each of their necks then drug him home.

"Thank God we chose a bar close to his house," mumbled Tenten as they struggled with the drunken man. When they reached his door, Ino had to get into Shikamarus' pocket to get his key. "Why does he wear such tight pants," she asked. "He probably has a tiny cock, I don't know how he could wear them so tight with a big one."

"Maybe he tucks it," giggled Tenten. "Shino does."

"You're such a whore. How could you sleep with him? He's so creepy with all those bugs. Just yuck!" Ino got the keys and opened the door. They drug him into the house and into his bedroom. They through him on the bed and sat down to catch their breath, "You know, I used to think Shino was creepy too," said Tenten. " And I know this sounds gross, but those bugs. Well, let's just say he knows how to use em, if you know what I mean."

"EWWWWW!" shrieked Ino. "You're a gross slut!"

"Shut up, you know you love me."

"I do, but I still think you're a nasty bitch."