The Legend of Zelda: The Minish's Parody Chapter 1: Prologue, a legend of zelda fanfic

Hello reader! I am HyruleGirl9, and I would like to thank you in advanced for reading my fanfic! Okay, so its not really a "fanfic"...more of a parody of The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap, which I do not own. Before you read, there are some things you will need to know. First of all, this is my first "fanfic" that I have co-written with my brother. Second, this "fanfic" has been on one site previous to this, and is much further...well not really more like 11 chapters ahead...anyway, if you see a name that you do not recognize that seems like a screen name, it is someone who requested a "cameo" appearance from that other site. Third, I am open to your opinions and critisism, I am not one of thoes people who wants everyone to think against their opinion and lie (feel free to flame if you really hate this thing). And finally, I will make sure to tell you about anything you may need to know in disclamers (such as the one following this chapter), but if I forget or you get confused, please tell me so that I can try to fix the problem. And without further boring introductions, I bring you, THE PROLOGUE!

GAMEBOY
(Nintendo)

(Nintendo)
CAPCOM

Music starts playing and a sword appears on screen, then flashes.
THE LEGEND OF
ZELDA
The Minish's Parody.
PRESS START.

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-prologue-

Narrator: -cough-Hemhem! "Long, long ago, monsters went around eating chicken wings from KFC. Until one day, the bananas asked the all powerful gods for a Dell PC with a flat screen and a Pentium 4 processor, but instead their gods sent their elves to mind control all of the coconut's tennis shoes...wait a second...THIS IS THE WRONG BOOK!"

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Narrator: "Okay, so the monsters liked to play various videogames every day, mostly the best games on every systemavaliable,and...THIS IS THE WRONG BOOK, TOO! WHO KEEPS GIVING ME THE WRONG BOOK? Was it you, Bill the props guy?"

Bill the props guy: "umm...maybe..."

Narrator: "GIVE ME BACK MY BOOK YOU LITTLE"

Narrator: "Okay, this time I have it for sure! So, monsters roamed the lands of Hyrule, attacking and destroying anything or anyone that they pleased. Many Hyrulians were living in fear, hoping that they wouldn't be eaten or anything. Then one day, a really small creature known as a Picori gave a powerful blade to a child, who would would soon become a hero by slaying most of the monsters and then sealing the rest away into a chest. Ever since then, festivals have been held each year to celebrate that day. Also, the Picori all have seemed to disappear. However, legend has it that every 100 years, a door will open and the Picori can be seen again.

Note: I do not own the rights to this game, The fancy start game menu, the Dell company or Pentium 4 processors, Kentucky Fried Chicken, or anything else you could think I am reffering to but I am not.