The Nine-Tailed Negro Fox
Summary: During the battle of the bridge, Naruto, in a last-ditch attempt to save his friends, makes a deal with the very thing that is the source of his isolation. Unlocking a power never seen before, Naruto becomes feared. Feared for his power. The power of a negro.
Naruto surveyed his surroundings. Sasuke lay on the floor, littered with ninja needles after taking a swathe meant for Naruto. The Uzumaki grimaced, feeling his ninja body fail him.
He felt pain. Pain in his heart from the ninja strife of the battle, and in his body from the needles that made him look like a hedgehog. Hedgehogs were cute, and Naruto's favourite animal. Good animals. The best animals. Hedgehogs were good animals and made great pets. In fact, you can get your own for one hundred British dollars at Pets at Home.
He thought of how he could beat this monster. The person whom he though was his friend. Haku. The ninja ice boygirl person.
He was not a powerful ninja. He knew the Shadow Clone Jutsu and how to punch people's heads in. He was not one for finesse.
There was that power. The power that could grant him the ability to vanquish all ninja foes. He contemplated it. No, he thought. I will use my own ninja abilities to defeat this adversary.
Naruto stood up from the dirty ninja water, and heard a booming laugh. He wasn't fazed, for he was a ninja, and ninjas possessed fortitude, both physical and mental.
He eyed the big ass fox in front of him. "Give power. Me Namikaze. Need power or I die."
The fox chuckled, and threw itself forward at the bars of its cell. "Do yo' know who the fuck i be kit i be great negro fox i git my fuckin' negro crew on yo' fuck da police here be powa make me proud yo' insolent whelp."
"Okay. Me have power go kill."
"dat shitz wack.i give yo' new bloodline neva before seen."
Naruto was confused. Wasn't the great nine tails supposed to be a demon of big destruction? Why was it so forthcoming with its power?
"What is ur name?" He asked. The fox chuckled lowly.
"Da great Head Busta."
Back on the battlefield, Haku felt a great shift of power. What is this, he/she thought. Who is this boy. No matter, I fulfill Zabuza-samasenpaisankunchan's wishes.
Naruto lifted his head, preparing his jutsu by going through a lot of hand seals.
Kakashi's eyes widened when he felt the power to his left. What is this. He thought. This can't be... This power... The fabled Negro Necrodancer...
"AVTOMAT KALASHNIKOVA NO JUTSU!"
Naruto grinned ferally. This power... THIS WAS HIS!
"POP POP POP FEMBOYS GO DROP."
Sasuke gawked at the dobe's power.
"Teach me that jutsu, dobe!"
"Foolish little Sasuke. U cannot control my power. You lack foresight, lil biatch."
Haku dropped dead, having a cap popped in his ass.