Pink hair
It was a peaceful morning in Konoha, birds chirping, people chattering, everything was so peaceful until the screaming of a certain pink head disrupted it.
$Konoha Hospital.$
"UCHIHA SASUKE, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW!"
The Uchiha lad cringed as he made his way to his wife's room. He pushed opened the door and took a seat beside Sakura's bed. He looked at her pale, sweaty face, before looking down at the thing she was holding.
Sasuke gasped. The thing sakura was holding was his and his and her child. He was a father. A smile made its way up his face as he took the baby from Sakura's arms and gently rocked it back and forth.
"Um. . . Sasuke there's something you should know . . ," Sakura said.
"Hm. . . What is it?"
"Well . . . umm . . . you see . . . the baby umm . . . has," before Sakura could finish the blanket around the baby slipped off, revealing the baby's genital. Sasuke eyes widened his jaw dropped.
"P-pink . . .B-boy," Sasuke choked out as he looked at Sakura disbelieving.
10 seconds later before Sasuke managed to say,
"WHAT THE HELL MY SON HAS PINK HAIR."
Sakura smiled sheepishly at her wide eyed husband. "I tried to tell you, but I guess you found out before I could tell you. . .he he," Sakura replied sheepishly.
"My . . . S-son is a FREAK," Sasuke screamed like a girl.
Right at the moment Naruto and Kakashi walked in.
"Hey teme cute baby girl," stated Naruto who obviously didn't down yet.
"I-it's n-not a girl," growled Sasuke.
Both Naruto and Kakashi looked at Sasuke with question marks on their heads.
"But teme she has PINK HAIR."
"Look at it carefully," growled Sasuke as his left eye twitched.
Naruto and Kakashi looked down before their mouths dropped. Kakashi fainted and Naruto burst into a fit of historical laughter.
"T-t-teme your s-son has PINK HAIR," wheezed out Naruto as he was rolling on the floor clutching his stomach.
Sakura punched Naruto sending him flying ou the hospital window.
"Hey Sakura you alright?" questioned Sasuke as he walked over to Sakura.
"D-do you still love me?"
"Of course, it's probably just some mix-up in the genes, his hair's grow and eventually turn black, trust me," whispered Sasuke as he sat next to sakura.
"I still can't believe our son has PINK HAIR."
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