As we all know Jeff Hardy has a thing for Skittles. Now imagine yourself deep inside the Imag-I-Nation of Hardy Land.
As usual Jeff and his wife Brooke were waiting over at Matt's waiting for Matt to hurry it up. Lauren didn't like the tiny fact that her husband yet once again was always running late. Jeff, Brooke, and Lauren decided to go to Millers and told Matt about two hours ago that they were leaving at 6pm to go and eat supper with some other friends. Well needless to say that was two hours ago and Matt well he wasn't ready yet.
"Give me ten minutes man." Matt said as he walked into the living room that held his wife Lauren who had a hand on her stomach that held their unborn baby as she was close to 7 months she looked wonderful.
" Matt lets go or we are leaving without your snanky ass this time No one makes Jeff Hardy wait no one got it" he said
"You are so full of shit Jeff." Matt stated
"Jeff so not funny." Lauren said to her brother in law
"Nice Jeff Matt quit standing there go and get in the shower " Brooke stated
"Fine I'll hurry but I promise 10 minutes" Matt tried to pled his case but he was still standing there.
" I swear its not nice to make me wait now I want skittles" Jeff stated as he sat down next to Brooke and started to pout.
"I hid all the skittles" Matt stated and turned to go up the stairs.
"You wouldn't dare." Jeff demanded
"Try me man I am sick of the damn empty bags of skittles laying around " Matt said with a smirk on his face
" YOU TOUCHED MY SKITTLES YOU MUST DIE BITCH" Jeff yelled at his brother and leaped over the couch and started to go after Matt.
"Lauren help please baby." Matt was pleding as Jeff was now chasing after him.
" I'm not in this Jeff you ate all your skittles hon remember last night " Lauren said
"I ate them all? I had more I swear Matt what did you do did you eat my skittles?" Jeff asked
"Why in the hell would I want your skittles you whiny bitch." Matt stated
"Because they taste like the rainbow duh" Jeff stated
"Jeff if they tasted like the fucking rainbow I would have eaten them." Lauren stated " Go Matt get cleaned up."
"You would wouldn't you." Jeff accused her
"Yes Jeff I would" Lauren told him" I need to eat and so does the baby."
" You okay Lauren?" Matt asked
"Yes just go get cleaned up." Lauren stated again
Matt walked up and Jeff walked around the main floor of Matt's house trying to figure out what happened to his skittles. " Lauren you sure you didn't eat the skittles because the baby wanted them?"
"Oh lord Jeff, you know Lauren didn't eat the skittles, you know I didn't eat them, Matt didn't eat them. You ate them and you haven't slept in almost 34 hours." Brooke told her husband.
"Oh why didn't you say so?" Jeff asked as Matt walked down the stairs cleaned up and ready to go.
"I told you see Brooke he never listens to me or Matt." Lauren stated
"I know he barely listens to me." Brooke stated with a smile.
It was nearly 20 minutes later when they were pulling up in front of Miller's and Shannon and Julie Moore were there waiting along with Shane Helms and his girlfriend. After getting seated and finally ordering their food Shannon looked at everyone.
"About damn timd you showed up. I knew Matt would make himself and Lauren late but why you two Jeff?" Shannon asked as he sat back in his chair and shook his head at the four.
"Jeff thinks we ate and hid his skittles and we didn't " Matt stated and shook his head at his own brother.
"You did though." Jeff protested
"Jeff you left 2 huge ass bags of skittles at my place yesterday afternoon and when I was at Matt's last night you had about 30 bags of skittles so no Matt didn't hide the damn skittles from you." Shannon told Jeff
"So that is where they went damn." Jeff said
"I swear if your head wasn't attached to your body you would fucking lose it all the damn time." Matt said
Well who would want to hide a bag of skittles from Jeff? I would just to play...hmm...
