I'm sorry but I'm really bored. It hurts when I walk with my right leg. I'm laying down in the sofa listening to a weird song thus hit me with a fan fiction idea -face palm- OMG I AM SO WEIRD PLEASE DON'T KILL ME :DDD ! ENJOY! Also, DOTN TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY ;_;

Disclaimer ; I only own the epically secksi Mitsu smex scenes -shot-

Ritsu walked into Mio's room in excitement "MIOOOOOOO-CHUAAANN" pushed the door hard and yelled her name.

"Ahem, Ritsu, if you do that the neigbor will think we're having sex" Ritsu made the '' face. "But Mio, what if I want to have sex with you" she winked.

Of course Mio gave the '" face. Ritsu was turned on and raped Mio and she was like "OMG I WANT RAPE" Mio raped Ritsu instead of Ritsu raping her. What happened? Mio has more experience than Ritsu. Why? Cause she has been practicing on her teddy bear every night thinking it was Ritsu.

Ritsu repeats the name of the person that rapes her. And then Mio was like NJKASAKSjQIOEDKDAJSLKAJSJJS sorry I came.

A pizza man came into the room. And was raped and ran away.

Mio got pregnant. The end :D

Don't kill me lol XDD. I'm writing a Mitsu fanfic right now. An actual fanfic D8. Don't kill me 8D. It's so sekcsi I cried. Want a preview. Here 8D.

I missed those days. Those days where I can relax. Those days where I can eat cake anytime I want to. Those days where I don't have to worry about anything. Those days where I can enjoy every second, every moment, with her.

I roamed the street of Tokyo on this dark night hoping that I wouldn't run into some trouble with the Aizawa Corporation. I walked this city endlessly. Neon lights, endless lines for clubs, teenagers, couples, anything you would expect in this busy city. An interesting ad showed up in front of me.

K-ON LOOKING FOR A DRUMMER. AUDITIONS WILL TAKE PLACE AT THE AUDOTORIUM OF TOKYO UNIVERSITY. GIRLS ONLY. SHOW UP AT 8:00 PM :D (A/N: I felt like putting a smiley face there 'kay o3o)

As interesting this may be, I don't think I can audition because of my debt for the Aizawa Corporation. My cell phone rang from my pants pocket. I picked it up, it turns out that it was my foster father.

His cold, deep, harsh, bitter voice spoke " Ritsu, take a couple months off, you've worked hard to pay off 80% of your debt. Just don't fool around and betray me and sell other corparations the Aizawa's secrets. When you have time, just work. Make sure to contact me back when you think you're ready to go back to work. And remember, this is an order. Understood?"

"Yes, father." I said in response.

Yes, Ritsu is in the Yakuza 8DDDD SECKSI NO!SHE AHS MU IDEAL FUTURE IMAGE IDK! DID YOU KNOW I CUT MY HAIR TO LOOK LIKE RITSY 8DDD.. WELL IMA GO WRITE THE FIC AND FINISH CHAP ONE! BYEBI 8D