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Blainley and Dj are standing in the middle of a mansion, with Blainley looking a lot less happy than DJ. "Welcome everyone to total drama pets," Blainley said in a monotone.
"That's right Blainley," DJ said, "and here come our contestants now." A cart is rolled in carrying pet carriers.
"Here they are now. First up is team furs. First, heather's cat Bruiser!" An intern comes over and opens up the first pet carrier and out comes a big, white cat. "Next is my dear friend, Bunny." The second cart is opened and out hops DJ's pet bunny. "Third is Zoey's hamster, miss puffycheeks." The third cage is opened and inside is a brown little hamster. "Fourth and fifth, Noah's labrador, Doug, and Beth's raccoon Mr. Whiskers." The two crawl out of their cages and Doug barks at Bruiser.
"Hey, fido, back off" Blainley said in an annoyed tone. "Next up the freaks. First, Gwen's lizards Angus and Vampyra. Next up is Chris's parrot Chris Jr. Jr. Jr. Leshawna Jr. And, um...Izzy's pet rock."
The lizards crawl out, Chris flys, the little snail slithers slowly next to them. And they toss the rock next to them. Blainley sighs at the sight of the team and explains the challenge. "Okay everyone, here's your first challenge. See that finish line over there, there's a bed for each of you, last one there is out, got it, let's get this over quick, I'm only doing this because of my contract."
The interns push the "contestants" to the starting line and blow and air horn. "And they're off," DJ said as Doug and Mr. Whiskers sprint, followed closely by Bruiser. Angus and Vampyra begin walking over as Bunny hops across the line. Chris Jr. And Miss puffycheeks cross the line around the same time.
"And we're down to our final two," Blainley said, "everyone else can go to their rooms." The interns grab the beds and move the animals into their respective team rooms.
"An added twist is each one of us will be in charge of a team," DJ said, "and since my team won, we get the penthouse suite tonight, so I'll head up there with the furs now. Have fun Blainley," he said before running upstairs chuckling.
After that three hours passed and Blainley kept sitting there as leshawna Jr. slowly kept crawling. When she finally crossed the line an intern woke up Blainley who screamed before realizing what happened. "The rock is out, I'm going to bed," Blainley said before running off to the tiny supply closet where the losing team slept.
"What a day," DJ said from a party in the penthouse, "see you guys next time, on total drama pets."
Author's note: okay, I know it's short, but it's meant to be a satire tie-in season to back in flight. The two will cross over so I hope you enjoy.