"Like Father Like Son"
Snowflakes fall from the sky, but one certain flake comes up close and from inside the flake was a snowy mountain and a small little town. A town called Whoville, the home of the Whos.
Now the Whos all loved Christmas, and if you ask any Who they'll always say 'there is no place like Whoville around Christmas Day.'. Their town was covered in Christmas decorations, and everyone was getting into the holidays.
Even around town, the Whos were buying their Christmas gifts, but a certain little Who named Cindy Lou thought it was a bit too much, but her father just told her that's what Christmas is all about.
Also for the next 5 minutes only there was 99% off, so all the Whos all went shopping.
Now every Who in Whoville loved Christmas, but the Grinch did not, he lived just north of Whoville did not. He hated Christmas soo much, and no knew why he did.
Four teenage Whos were on top of Mount Crumpet where he lived, and the two male Whos were gonna touch his door to impress two female Whos. But before they can touch the door a giant head monster came out and roared and caused the teenage Whos to fall from the button and rolled down the mountain.
But from behind the giant head, it was only a fake metalhead being roared by a little dog, and was laughing a little boy who looks like Who. The boy laughed so hard that he couldn't stop laughing at all. "Good job Max." He said.
"MAX, SID!" The Grinch yelled out and the two came inside the house.
"Thanks, Dad. More Whos scared off." He said.
"Well, done, and serves them right." He grabs some onions and eats it. "I really don't like ém. No, I don't."
He then looks at Max. "Max!" Max looks at him now. "Grab my cloak."
He walks off and Sid follows him. "I've been much too tolerant of these 'Who-venille' delinquents and their innocent, victimless pranks. So they wanna get to know me, do they?" He rubs the onions under his armpits. "And they want to spend some theme with Grinch do THEY?" He then turns around. "I guess I could use a little social interaction." He then gives out a sinister smile.
Now in the city of Whoville Grinch, Sid and Max were walking down the streets. But for the Grinch, he had to wear a mask so no one would recognize him. There was some Whos that wished him a merry Christmas, but for some reason, their bikes came apart. Sid laughs from this. "Oh, my I wonder who couldn't do that." He laughs again.
They walk off again while the Grinch hold a saw behind his back. The Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now, please, don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right, or it could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes two too small.
But why did his son look like a Who, and why does he hate Christmas too? And why does he called the Grinch his father?
Cindy and her father walked down together and held many Christmas presents in their arms. "Boy, nothing beats Christmas right?" Her father asked.
"I guess." She said.
He then looks at her with a confused look. "You guess?"
"Well, I look around at you and Mom and everyone getting all kerbobbled. Doesn't this seem superfluous?"
Just then the four Who teenagers ran down the streets covered in snow. "LOU!" They all ran.
"What happened to you?" Lou asked with concerned.
"It was the GRINCH!" He yelled out, and this caused the whole town to stop and crash their cars into one another and bump into each other.
"What do you want?" Sid shushed him. "I mean, oh, no the Grinch." He faked a scream.
Now the mayor of Whoville came out and he had a serious look on him. "Did someone just say, 'Grinch'?"
Lou looked at him. "Hello, Mayor May Who, sir."
He sights. "Lou." He wiggles his finger to tell Lou to come over. He whispers. "I don't need to remind you that this Christmas marks the one thousandth Whobilation."
Whobris comes from behind them. "Whoville's most important celebration!"
"And The Book of Who says, very clearly, 'Every size Who we can measure knows that Whobilation is a time we must treasure.'. Now, Lou please tell me that your boys were not up on Mount Crumpit provoking the one creature within a billion bilometers oh here who hate Christmas."
"But it was the Grinch!" The boys said.
But Lou covered up their mouths. "No, no, no, no sir, the boy didn't see any Grinch." The boys were about to talk but their father covered up their mouths again. "They just were up on the mountain playing with matches or defacing public property."
The mayor sights. "Oh, well that's a relief. All right, you heard the man, there's no Grinch problem here." All of The Whos all exclaiming.
The Grinch blow a dart at the mayor and looked at it. The Grinch and Sid laughed, and ran off.
Happy Holidays my friends. New story for December, and it's the 2000 version of the Grinch, but a little different. Thank 5U3RNOV42015. He's gonna help me with this new version of the Grinch. Hope you all love this new story that we're working on.
