A/N from FuzzyBlueBoy: I originally started this fanfiction, having a strong concept idea, but no real ending. This proved to be a mistake, as I lost interest in the story after the first five chapters. Despite this, my readers had a love for the story and continued to ask me to finish it for many months, making it one of my most popular, and third most popular on the entire Chaotic section. Finally, after probably a year since my last post, I am giving the first five chapters to DAX0042, trusting him to give my creation the ending he feels it deserves. I hope none of you will be too cross with me for having not finished it myself, but I truly was out of ideas. Without further adieu, My Mom the Chaotic Player.

Kaz sat with his usual group of friends in the Port Court, eating a pizza and watching a match between a Frafdo and a Takinom.

"Did you guys hear?" Payton asked. "The player who's fighting as Takinom, she just started. Her name's ScarletMother and apparently she's someone's Mom here in Chaotic. She's, like, thirty-something, I think."

Kaz shook his head after taking one last slurp of his Milkshake. "I couldn't imagine having my Mom playing Chaotic, could you guys?" He opened the pizza box and grabbed another slice as the battle was won by ScarletMother.

"Uh... Kaz?" Tom said, staring at the screen as the form of Takinom disappeared in a flash of white light.

"Yeah Tom?"

"Isn't that your Mom?"

Kaz looked up at the screen with a shocked expression on his face. Standing in the middle of the battle drome was a woman with red hair, green eyes and a stylish business suit. Her makeup was simple but nice, and she had a small purse for holding her scanner.

Kaz stood up abruptly and stared wide-eyed at the screen, his glasses almost falling off. "MY MOM IS PLAYING CHAOTIC?" And with that, Kaz fainted.

When Kaz finally came to, his mother was sitting at the table with his friends. Kaz sat up abruptly.

"Mom!? What are you doing here?"

"Inside voices, please. I recently started playing Chaotic online, trying to find out why you were so addicted. Soon I was offered my special scanner, and how could I refuse? And now that I'm inChaotic, I understand just why you never wanted to leave, Kazdan." His mom giggled joyfully.

Klay walked over. "Ooooh. So this is your mom, Kazdan." Klay put extra emphasis on each word.

Kaz cringed. This was so humiliating.

"Yes, I am his mother. Are you trying to make something of it, young man?"

"Are you threatening me, old lady?"

"OLD? ARE YOU CALLING ME OLD!?" Ms. Kalanakis fumed.

"Yeah, I am, you old ha-" Klay was cut off by Ms. Kalanakis preforming a judo flip on him, knocking him to the ground. She pressed his head between her palms and jolted his head to the side, causing him to crash to the floor whimpering about the pain in his neck.

"I could have quite easily broken your neck, Clayborn. I hope you remember your manners next time." She pulled a bottle of hand sanitizer out of her purse and applied some to her hands. "Now, if you will all please excuse me, I think I'm going to go and check out Perim."

"WHAT WAS THAT?" She turned around and saw Krystella running up to her.

"Japanese Hissatsu. It's an ancient technique practiced by the Shinobi to silently kill enemies with out the need of weapons." Ms. Kalanakis explained as she headed for the port station.

"Kaz! Your mom is SO cool!" Payton said enthusiastically.

"Yeah... I guess."

"Uh, Kaz. Did you notice that your mom has a red scanner? That means she's probably going to-"

"The Underworld!" Kaz cried. He fainted again.

It was nearly an hour before Kaz finally woke up. He sat up rubbing his head, trying to remember what had happened.

"You guys," He said after finally remembering "We have got to get to the Underworld before my mom shows Chaor my baby photos or something else terrible!"

"Relax Kaz, she wouldn't do that... Would she?" Sara asked.

"Yes, and more! She probably going to be trying to order Von Bloot around or something... I've got to hurry before she gets coded!"

"Would that be such a bad thing?" Everyone turned to stare at Payton. "Well, if she gets coded, nothing bad will happen to her Real-World self. She just won't be able to enter Chaotic anymore, and beebow-cah-pow! No more ScarletMother!"

"Yeah, but what if she doesn't just get coded? What if she bangs into someone like Van Bloot and they do something bad to her? I don't want her hurt..."

"I understand. Anyways," Tom said "Me and you'll head to the Underworld and find her."

"What about us?" Payton asked.

"I've know Kaz my whole life, so I've heard just about everything his mom could possibly say."

"I guess you're right. Good luck you two."

The two teenagers headed off to the port station and left for Perim.

Kaz decided that first he had better find H'earring, since he would probably know where his mom was.

They finally did find the short, pudgy creature near the boarder of the Overworld Jungle. Blazer was with him, that seemed somewhat strange.

H'earring kept pulling his ears down as far as they would go and squeezing them, something he did when he was nervous.

"Uh, H'earring, is everything okay? Why is Blazer with you?" Kaz asked.

"Oh, well, uh," H'earring looked very awkward and kept glancing around him. "Well, we decided to do some exploring together, you know, since we're both scouts. Well, anyways, we were walking along, minding our business when we banged into this beautiful, young Chaotic player. Oh Kaz, she's amazing! But it's so hard to talk to her because she's just so beautiful..."

"And ol' H'earr is in LOVE with her." Blazer laughed.

"Ah, shut it, baldy. You were watching her too." H'earring retorted. "She's coming!"

Soon the beautiful "Young" Chaotic player came into view, which was none other than Ms. Kalanakis. Tom couldn't help but laugh.

"H'earring!" Kaz hissed out of the side of his mouth. "That's my mom!"

H'earring stared blankly at her and then at Kaz, and then back again.

"She's your mom? How did someone as hot as her have a kid as geeky as you?"

Kaz smacked the back of H'earring's head.

"Hello, Kazdan! I'm having so much fun! Mr. Blazer said that he and Mr. H'earring were going to take me down to the Lava Pond! This is so exciting!"

Blazer adopted a gentleman-like posture and took her hand and guided her towards the Lava Pond.

Tom and Kaz quickly pulled out their scanners and ported to said location.

The Lava Pond was as hot and forbidding a place as ever, with scarce life save an occasional flying animal, similar to a bat.

Ms. Kalanakis pulled out her scanner and stood as the small blue light went up and down, taking in the location.

H'earring and Blazer stood behind her, watching her every move, taking in the moment. She finished scanning and placed the scanner back in her purse.

"What and interesting place... Now. I need to go to the Underworld Palace so I can hopefully get a scan of Takinom herself!"

H'earring gladly led the way.

"To bad you're not allowed in the Underworld Palace, Blazer. See you later!" He called over his shoulder.

Tom and Kaz ported to the Palace, hoping to catch her before she could do to much damage.

Ms. Kalanakis walked through the palace, catching the eye of every guard she walked past as H'earring gave her the grand tour.

She stopped and peeked around a door. "What's in here?" She asked as she stepped through.

"No! That's the throne room!"

H'earring was too late. She was already going through the door.