Transform Me
Disclaimer: I OWN THE PRIME!!!! MINE IS THE PRIME!!!! And yes, that does mean Optimus, because he is awesome. Anyway, a message to Maple; until you update Infinite White I will hold Sideswipe and KITT hostage. And if it isn't updated within 2 weeks I shall crush KITT and destroy his AI chip. Permanently.
Summary: Maple Alycia Hood and her friend Nina Izzard are famous in their part of town, not for being decent, well-behaved girls (on their estate? Be serious!), but for several run-ins with the police, usually on account of a stolen car. What happens when the next car they steal is alive? Maple/Sideswipe friendship.
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"Hey! Maple!"
Maple whirled round to find nobody was behind her. She rolled her eyes as a pale, freckly blonde with blue eyes dropped from the tree above.
"Fooled ya this time," she grinned.
"Not funny," Maple chuckled, tucking a flyaway strand of brown hair behind her ear.
"It so was," Nina laughed before suddenly becoming deadly serious, "Some pillock parked a totally sweet ride outside the flat. Chevy stingray concept, unlocked, no key though,"
"Hotwire job?" Maple's green eyes sparkled, "You've had your hair done," she accused
"Yes I have," Nina's usually one-length hair was feathered and the lowest layer was electric blue, "And no; hairgrip."
"Sweet," the two girls ran through the park to their respective modes of transport; Maple on her bicycle and Nina, typically, the skateboard she'd won off her brother in a game of poker.
When they arrived at Nina's block the Chevrolet (just as Nina had said) was parked directly in front of the flat, no alarm and totally unguarded.
"What happened to the cameras?" Maple asked; security cameras had been set up all around the neighbourhood to "Lower the crime rate in the area" but they had simply disappeared.
"Funny that," Nina grinned, "The old geezer up the road thought the authorities were after him for desertion, so he shot them all to smithereens with his old army rifle; they still haven't gotten round to purring new ones up,"
Maple sniggered, "Long live the old geezer up the road."
"Long live the old geezer!" Nina yelled triumphantly before the pair hid their transport in Nina's house and descended on the car.
"Hairgrip's your field, Maple," Nina grinned, getting into the driver's seat.
"How come you get to drive?" Maple pouted.
"Because I'm the one with the license," Nina replied, grinning.
"I'm the one who can start the car," Maple countered, getting into the passenger seat.
"Who says I need starting?" the car suddenly flared into life, fastened seatbelts round the girls and sped off down the road.
"Shit!" Nina yelled, slamming down the break with her foot.
"Stop the car!" Maple yelled
"I'm trying!" Nina replied, "The flipping breaks don't work!"
The car swerved and sped towards a different part of town.
"Shit! Shit! Shit!" Nina yelled, trying to turn the car around, to no avail.
"Where's it going?" Maple asked.
"Either it's going somewhere I don't know about or, and this is the more likely option, it's kidnapping us."
"The airport?" Maple asked, incredulous, "but that's military,"
"You two," the car explained, "are being detained by NEST,"
"What the hell is nest?" Maple asked; at the same time, Nina uttered "Sweet holy mother of God!"
"Why don't you explain then, Nina Izzard?" the car chuckled.
"Nina?" Maple asked.
"NEST," Nina began, "Is a top secret organisation that deals with alien life forms,"
"Aliens," Maple snorted.
"More specifically," Nina continued, "robot aliens that turn into cars. Stupid!" she cursed herself, "Why the hell didn't I realise?"
"Realise what?" Maple asked.
"One of them," Nina explained, "Is a Silver Chevrolet Corvette Stingray Concept." She swallowed, "Maple, might I have the honour of introducing Sideswipe, of the autobots?"
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Tada! *Throws confetti* Haha! I've done chapter one! How does Nina know about NEST? Find out next time! XD
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