Okay, so here's the completely random Black Butler fanfiction I wrote during school. I was bored, so I started writing in a sort-of play format. It will probably cross through a few random books, movies, etc., as Sebastian and Co. make their way through the amazing world of crossovers. Oh, and I totally gave Sebastian a true name from Discworld. To fully get that joke, go read The Color of Magic. Oh, and I shortened Sebastian and Rincewind to SBTN and RCWD. Also, Sister Nooooo is a character my brother made up. Anyway, I'm done with my little author notes thingy. If you have any questions or suggestions, you know where to place them (psst-it's the review section!).

First, a theme song! Totally Dragon Tales lyrics!

Demon tales, demon tales,
Let's all go to demon world...

*Sebby pops out of nowhere*

SBTN: "Ack, where am I? Where's the young master?"

*Ciel poofs in*

CIEL: "Oh, good. Where are we, then?"

DISEMBODIED NARRATOR VOICE: "Here Be Dragons. They may not all have scales and forked tongues, but they Be Here all right!"

SBTN: "Crap not this place again."

CIEL: "What do you mean again?"

SBTN: "Juuust wait..."

DNV: (For those of you who don't know, this is the Ankh-Morpork national anthem. Look it up)"MORPOOORKIA! MORPOOORKIA!"

CIEL: "AAH make it stop!"

DNV: "We can rule you wholesale, credit where it's DUUUUEEEE!"

SBTN: "I dread to say it, but we are in...Ankh-Morpork *dun dun dunn*"

CIEL: "What's with the *dun dun dunn*?"

SBTN: "Dramatic effect."

CIEL: "Yes, but why did you feel the need for dramatic effect?"

SBTN: "Because. Now drop the subject or I shall be forced to fawn over you."

CIEL: "Because is not an answer!"

SBTN: "I have hot soup and i'm not afraid to use it!"

CIEL: "Answer me!"

SBTN: "Say 'aaah'"

CIEL: "AAAAAH!" *screams and runs*

SBTN: "Now who's being dramatic?"

CIEL: *distantly* "Nobody! You're just a creeper!"

SBTN: "No, that would be Grelle."

*Grelle appears*

GRELLE: "Bassy!"

SBTN: "Aaargh!"

GRELLE: *attempts hug*

SBTN: *dodges*

DNV: "And so, Grelle and Sebastian began an epic duel-"

SBTN and CIEL: "Shut up, disembodied narrator voice!"

GRELLE: "The what?"

CIEL: "The disembodied narrator voice. It's disembodied, a narrator, and a voice."

SBTN: "*dun dun dunn*"

CIEL: "Shut up."

VOICE: "Noooo!"

CIEL: "Aaah what was that? Is someone there?"

VOICE: "Noooo!"

*Rincewind comes walking up*

RCWD: "Shut up, Sister Noooo."

SISTER NOOOO: "Nooooo!"

RCWD: "Will you shut up?"

SISTER NOOOO: "Noooooo!"

RCWD: "Someone please shut her up!"

SISTER NOOOO: "Nooo-*is hit by random chair*"

RCWD: "Ooh, that chair must have hurt..."

CIEL: "Who are you?"

RCWD: "Rincewind. I'm a wizard-sort of."

SBTN: "Well, that's nice, we'll just be on our way, don't mind us..." *tries to sneak away*

RCWD: "Here now, I've heard your voice before!"

SBTN: "No, no, you haven't!"

RCWD: "Well, it wasn't really a voice, more of a deep growl..."

SBTN: "I can assure you, we've never met!"

RCWD: "It was on the same pitch, at any rate..."

SBTN: "Ha ha, funny, bye now!" *tries to shoo everyone away, including an unconscious Sister Nooo, which doesn't really work*

RCWD: "What's your favorite color?"

SBTN: *automatically* "Black."

RCWD: "Fav...animal?"

SBTN: "Kitties!"

RCWD: "Food?"

SBTN: "Soul-um, I mean, souffles."

RCWD: "Number?"

SBTN: "Ei-nine."

RCWD: "Were you going to say that which is four times two?"

SBTN: "No. Absolutely not."

RCWD: "You sure?"

SBTN: "Yes. Nine. Definitely."

RCWD: "Ya positive?"

SBTN: *nods head vigorously*

GRELLE: "Bassy, fix me with your demonic gaze!"

SBTN: *punches Grelle* "Shut up."

RCWD: "Demonic gaze?"

SBTN: "Crap."

Well, that's it for chappie 1. Tell me how you like it so far.