Celebrity Skin

Author's Notes: I started writing this song parody back in February 2000. Well, four years later it is now complete and revised ^_^. There are slight references to implied shounen-ai/yaoi (Sage x Rowen/Seji x Touma), but for humor's sake (and flow of song). While reading this songfic-type-thing, it really helps to listen to the song (or play it in your head). If you don't have it or have never heard of it, download it! It's a good tune!

The song is "Celebrity Skin" by Hole and I make no claim to it; nor do I make any type of claim to Ronin Warriors/Samurai Troopers. This is my attempt at humor, sorry if you don't approve, but leave your message in a review (did that rhyme? ~_~)!

Now, onwards!

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"Celebrity Skin" by Hole redone as a Ronin Song





Oh make him over

Sage's hair is never done

He's a walking study

In fanficanology

Hey, Cye is really cooking

Yeah, Kento's really eating

Oh, and Sage is walking out

Oh look at his face

He's so gorgeous

Guys are jealous

Girls want him

Hey, Sage I'm over here

Yeah, baby over here

Oh, and he's walking past us

When he's done with his hairdo

Twenty-four hours later

He's out the door

Heading for Hollywood

He's glad he's slept with so many sluts like him

But its so tragic

He's in love with Rowen

Oh what can he do?

Beautiful men, beautiful woman

Will he make it

Or will he just give up?

You better watch out

Oh God help us!

Sage is singing

In the shower!

Hey, show time's almost here

Yeah, no time for fightin' Talpa

Oh, and gonna get paid today

When he wakes up

The day is over

He gets in his car and puts Limp Bizkit on

He thinks of Rowen

Mia/Cye/Ryo and Yulie

Oh, just think of nothing

Yaoi rots the brain

Sex is not a solution

Now he's sleeping

Somewhere in Hollywood

He thinks of his beloved smurf

You want a piece of him

Well so do we

But he's not for free





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Author's Note (again): Well, what did you think? Should I attempt to create more of these (bad) songfic parodies? I had fun writing this so I hope you guys liked it! If you care to, please be kind and leave a review!

Eraya ^_~