Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh! Or the bits of Ranma ½ I included!!
Poor Yami Marik
Battle city
Yami Marik could not believe what was happening. HE WAS LOST! How he got lost was beyond him. Ah, why the hell did he have to get lost just before his duel with the pharaoh! As he wandered around he decided to ask somebody. He came across a certain room; unfortunately he didn't read the label "Women's locker room" and opened the door. Aww,noo…
In the locker room
Meanwhile in the locker room there was a girl changing her shirt. As she took off her shirt she sighed in relief.
'Phew. It's a good thing Tea was able to lend me this shirt after
Sai-chan and Ku-chan accidentally splashed me with water that had temporary spring of the drowned girl powder in it which was really meant for Kaiba.' He had to admit though that when he's a girl his shirt gets too tight in the chest. To make a long story short he had a BIG chest just like Mai but just a bit smaller. (Actually the girl ISN'T a girl. Guess who it is!!) Suddenly Yami Marik opened the door and saw him! No, her.
"ACK!"
"I'm sorry! I didn't see anything I swear!" he aid as he squeezed his eyes shut and slowly closed the door he was stopped when the girl put her foot in so he wouldn't close it.
'Oh,no buster you're not getting away just like that…Not without punishment…' she thought as she got a rock out of nowhere and…
WHACK!
She smashed it into his face and slammed the door but not before dropping it on his foot.
"YEOW!" he screamed as the rock hit his face and fell on his foot.
Once the girl was back inside she quickly put on the shirt and ran out and stepped on his face.
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