Disclaimer: I don't not own Gundam seed…
Summary: Cagalli's too busy at work to celebrate Christmas, and Kira, Athrun and the others have decided to "kidnap" her back to celebrate Christmas with them… only when they can get Mr- Hothead Yzak Jule to just knock her out…
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In just one more day, it would be Christmas, however, due to her workload, Cagalli looked as if she would be celebrating Christmas with her work after all…and that was not something Athrun wanted, so he had asked for Kira's help. Kira and the others agreed to help, however, their idea of getting Cagalli to come back was…a little…too…much?
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2nd day before Christmas…
"This won't do, I'm telling you!"
"How do you know it won't?"
"Yeah, Athie, just give it shot. This is your wife we're talking about after all…"
"Dearka, don't try and act smart here or I spill the beans on when you conked up on your aiming…"
"Okay, okay, anything but that!"
"What? Tell us, Athrun! I wanna know how he conked up!"
"Shut your trap, Shinn!"
"Not interested in telling you, go ask him yourself. And Kira, I'm telling you, it won't work."
"For once I actually agree with you, Zala. You won't even start to imagine how she'll shred you if she can…"
"Yzak, you aren't helping us right here…"
"That's a fact, Dearka. Oi, old man, any suggestions?"
"Watch who you're calling old, kid. I've still got the energy to take you in your mobile suit…"
"I wouldn't argue with Mwu- san over that, Yzak. Athrun, you haven't tried our plan yet, how do you know it won't work?"
"Hey, Rey, talk a bit, will you?"
"I've nothing to talk about, Shinn."
"I'm telling you it won't work, Kira! Try imaging a picture where Cagalli gets all mad because you kidnapped her away from her work or something like that…and don't forget she's pregnant too…" A mental image of Cagalli in angry mode send shivers down everyone's spine, including Shinn's.
There was silence for long moments as the image stayed clearly in their minds.
Finally, Shinn broke the silence. "Why don't we see how the girls' side are doing?"
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At the girls' side…
The girls weren't faring any better as well…
"This is good, but are you sure its gonna work well, Lacus?"
"I'm sure it should work well…"
"I have a very bad feeling about this…"
"Stellar doesn't understand why Cagalli- sama doesn't like Christmas…"
"No, Stellar, Cagalli likes Christmas, but she's busy…"
"But, Cagalli- sama should take care of her health, she is with a baby after all…"
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Luna, any ideas how to improve on it?"
"Well…I'm not sure…Milly, Shiho, you got any?"
"Not a single one…"
"None…Meyrin?"
"Nope…"
"Stellar…?"
"Someone call Stellar…?"
"Ah, never mind…"
"Murrue- san?"
"I don't really like the idea of kidnapping…no offense, Lacus- sama…"
"Hmmm…I don't like the idea too…how about we discuss it with the guys?"
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"I'm telling you, for the last time, IT WON'T WORK!" Athrun was literally screaming at his best friend, who still looked completely unfazed.
"I'm with Athrun- kun on this too, Kira- kun…"
"Not you too, Murrue? Damn, you two are quite the joy killer…"
"Maybe Murrue- san and Athrun are right you know?"
"Oh yeah…eh?"
Silence.
"ANDY!"
Andrew raised a hand in greeting, "Yo, people."
"When did you appear?" Lunamaria asked.
"Just, the door was open, so I let myself in."
"Remind me to kill the idiot who was the last to enter the house…"
"Urm, Athrun…the last person was you…"
"Oh, it was me? Ah, nevermind…Shinn, could you…Shinn…?"
Sitting in one corner with heart bubbles flying everywhere was Shinn and Stellar.
"We should do that too, Murrue…"
"NO, Mwu. We're too mature for that."
"Other than that, could we move on to the topic at hand?" Rey asked, swatting a stray heart bubble away.
"…" was the response.
"I'M TELLING YOU, KIRA, LACUS, DEARKA, MILLY, MWU, Murrue- san, LUNA, MEYRIN, YZAK, SHIHO AND ANDY THAT THIS WON'T WORK!" Athrun yelled again.
"I sense preferential treatment here…"
"Yeah, me too…"
"What's with the soft tone when speaking Murrue- san name?"
"She's like my older sister, okay?"
"OI, SHINN! QUIT BLOWING YOUR HEART BUBBLES TO OUR SIDE ALREADY!" an annoyed Yzak shouted.
"Someone call me…?"
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Nevermind…"
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At the Orb Parliament…
"Ac- choo! Ac- choo!"
"Cagalli- sama, are you alright?"
"Yeah, I'm fine, must have caught a cold…"
-Or is someone bad- mouthing me…?-
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Back at Athrun's house…
"Alright! Enough! We're getting nowhere like this!" Athrun yelled.
"Your fault, Athrun!" Everyone yelled back.
"If you just follow the idea already…" Kira sighed.
Everyone with the exception of Murrue, Stellar, Shinn, Rey and Athrun nodded.
Seeing that the 5 of them were outvoted, Athrun sighed.
"Alright, I follow Kira's idea then."
Everyone cheered, again, with the exception of the 5 people mentioned above.
"But!"
Everyone stopped cheering.
"I'm not the one to get to Cagalli. I still want to live to see my child."
"Not me either, I want to see my nephew…"
"Don't look my way, I ain't doing it, I'm getting married to Milly next month, don't you forget that…"
"Don't look at me either, I love my kids Auel, Sting and Talia, and Murrue too, no way I'm gonna do it."
Everyone looked at Yzak.
"What?"
Suddenly, he understood.
"Wa…wait! You can't be serious! Shiho…we…"
Shiho was smiling pleasantly, albeit a little too pleasant. "Oh, I don't mind, go ahead."
Everyone was grinning evilly at Yzak now (again, with the exception of 4 people, who decided that keeping out of this matter was best…) and he swallowed nervously.
"Please…?"
"Settled then, Yzak's the one to do it!" Mwu announced.
If a passerby walked passed the house, he or she would have been very curious of the large screeching that had occurred.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A/N: I've no excuses for this story…it popped into my head while I was doing maths…go figure…but I can promise that there be chaos in the next chapter…
Please review…though, thanks…I need some idea on how to continue it…