Mello: Hey, Light… Hey Light wake up
L.: Yeah Light, You silly sleepy head wake up!
Light: Oh god you guys. This better be pretty freakin' important. Is the headquaters on fire?
Mello: No Light, We found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain Light.
L: Yeah Light! We're going to candy mountain. Come with us Light!
Mello: Yeah Light! It will Be an adventure! We're going on an adventure Light!
Light: YEAH! Candy Mountain right…I'm just gunna you know… Go back to sleep now.
Mello: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Light!!! you have to come with us to Candy Mountain
L: Yeah Light, Candy Mountain… It's a land of sweets and joy and joyness!
Light: Please stop bouncing on me!
Mello: Candy Mountain Charlie!!
L: Yeah Candy Mountain
Light: Alright Fine!! I'll go with you to Candy Mountain!
Mello and L: LA LAAAA LAAA LAAAL LA ALAAA
Light: Enough with the singing already.
Mello: Our first stop is over there Light!
Light: Oh Kira what is that!?!
Mello: It's a leoplurodon Light
L: A magical Leoplurodon
Mello: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!
Light: Alright Guys, that's a shinugami, you do know that there is actual Candy Mountain right?
Mello: SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!!
L: SHHHHHUUUUUNNN
Mello: SSSSSHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!
Light: Yeah??
Liopleurodon (Ryuk): (funny noises! While eating apples)
Mello: It has spoken!!
L: It has told us the way!!!!
Light: It didn't say anything!
Mello: It's just over this bridge Light
L: This magical bridge of hope and wonder!!
Light: Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn't be on this thing.
Mello: LIGHTKUN, LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHTTTKUUUUUNN,LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHTTT-
Light: I'm right here what do u want!?!?
Mello: We're on a bridge Light!
L: We're Here!!!
Light: Well what do ya know? There's actually a Candy Mountain!
Mello: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain… You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
L: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Light.
Mello: Yeah Light! Go inside the cave. Magical wonders are to behold when you enter
Light: Yeah Arrrr… Thanks but no thanks I'm gunna just stay out here.
L: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave Light!
Matt & Near Candy Mountain Song:
Oh when you're down and you're looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They've got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It's the mecca of lovely candy cave
They've got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it's a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Light wont you go into the cave
Light: Alright fine!! I'll go into the freakin' Candy Cave! This better be good!
Mello: Goodbye Light!
L: Yeah, Goodbye Light!
Light: Goodbye… What?!?!?! HEY WHATS GOIN ON HERE!?!? hello? Who is that?
(later)
Light: Ow…Oh god. What Happened? argh! They took my freakin' Deathnote!
(back at HQ)
Mello: so I was thinking, let's kill Rob Pattinson.
L: Why?
Mello:…. Matt likes him…
Matt: Do NOT!
L: Fine, but next we kill Hannah Montana.
Mello: YEAH!!!!