"Don't you DARE!"
"Oh, but I must!"
"NO! You can't-"
"Just watch me!"
"I'm warning you!"
A smirk was displayed.
A loud, dramatic gasp was heard.
"You ATE it!"
The smacking of lips against fingers was heard. "I did."
Rei, the fire senshi of Serenity, sat there wide-eyed. "You ate my turtle truffle..."
"And it was very good," replied Jadeite, the first Shintennou of Endymion. "In fact, I'll do it again."
Rei's eyes widened. "DON'T YOU-"
Jadeite plopped it in his mouth.
The fire senshi stared at the shintennou with murder in her eyes. "You ate another turtle truffle."
The blonde locked man smirked as he picked up another. "And you'll be able to see me do it again-"
Jadeite didn't have a chance when Rei pounced on him reaching her arm out to the man's now enclosed hand. "GIVE ME MY CHOCOLATE!"
Jadeite gave a low evil chuckle. "Not if your life depended on it Mars."
"Give it back!" she pleaded, "I want my turtle truffle!"
Quickly slipping his fist behind his back, the shintennou smiled as he stared up to his fire goddess (who conveniently was lying upon his chest). "You have to be nice about it."
"BUT I PURCHASED THEM!"
"You should know, Mars, that anything left into the open is fair game."
The woman glared. "You are absolutely ruthless, just like in the old days."
Jadeite chuckled lightly looking into the violet eyes of his senshi. "Say it."
"I want my turtle truffle."
"Magic word?" taunted the shintennou.
"Now?"
"Wrong word...sorry you couldn't guess-"
"OKAY, OKAY! PLEASE!"
"Please what?"
"May I PLEASE have my turtle truffle back?" she questioned frantically.
He paused for a moment glancing both left and right before pulling his hand back to Rei. Her eyes brightened in delight as the muscular hand came back from it's hiding. In slowly opening his hand, Rei's pleasure soon turned to displeasure.
It had completely melted... all over his hand.
"You killed my truffle."
"You wanted it back," the man stated in a matter of fact tone. "And you can still get it back."
"And how do you suggest I do-" Mars paused before her face contorted into displeasure. "NO WAY I AM DOING THAT!"
"But it's the only way you'll get your truffle. My hand won't bite."
"Jadeite..." muttered Rei in a warning tone.
Jadeite wriggled his eyebrows, "You know you want to."
The fire senshi glared. "That is the LAST thing I would want to do."
Jadeite shrugged, "Suit yourself... even though this IS the last truffle..."
The senshi dove at the shintennou. Everyone KNOWS Sailor Mars NEVER backs down on a challenge.
AN: Leave a comment if you have a question about this or if you just simply want to comment about the one-shot. I don't bite. :)