"We don't want any cookies... Religious reasons..." Sango yelled
after being woken up by someone knocking on the door.
"Open the door, Sango!" Kagome yelled back.
"Sango whined and got up. "This is what I get for falling asleep on the couch!" She said as she opened the door.
"Damn straight..." Kagome told her.
"What d'you want and why are you here so early...?" She asked, sleepily.
"It's noon!" Kagome told her.
Sango stared at her then sighed. "What do you want?" She sat back down on the couch.
"I want to talk to you..." She said.
"About what?"
"Well... I wanted you to hear it from me before you heard it from someone else..." She said quickly.
"Hear what?" She asked.
"Me and Inuyasha went out to the movies last night ... And guess who we saw..." She told her.
"A flying green pig?" She asked.
"Not quite..." She almost laughed. "We saw Miroku and some person..."
"So... You're telling me this why?" Sango asked.The someone was a girl..." Kagome said, looking down. She knew how much Sango actually like Miroku...Even if Sango didn't.
"Are... are you sure?" She asked.
She nodded. "When the movie was over, me and Inuyasha, being the curious people we are, followed them. They both got into Miroku's car. So we followed them home.... When they got to Miroku's house, they both went inside." She paused and looked around the room.
It was nice and almost neat like always.
"We watched from our car and could see their shadows through the curtain. He took off his shirt then she took off her's... Then he grabbed her side or something and they fell onto the couch." She'd let Sango draw her own obvious conclusions.
"The... the egotistical pompous ass..." Sango said.
~/~ Flashback ~/~
"Please? Sango come on! Just say yes! You'll only technically be going out with me! I _need_ a girlfriend!" Miroku pleaded.
"Why?" Sango asked.
"Religious reasons..." He said quickly.
"Which would be what?" She asked.
"I'm becoming a monk..." He said.
"Why do you need a girlfriend to become a monk?" She asked.
"It's complicated... And you'd have to be becoming a monk to understand. And you can't. Because you're a girl. So don't get any ideas..." He said tauntingly.
"Why would I want to be a monk?" She asked.
"I don't know... Why _would_ you?" He asked.
"Errg! Never mind! Are you going to give up your lewd ways?" She asked hopefully.
"Why would I do _that_?!" He asked.
"Because you're becoming a monk."
"Am I?" He asked.
"Yes...?"
"Oh... Okay then..." He smiled. "Do you want me to give up my lecherous ways?"
"Yes!" She exclaimed.
"Are you sure?" He asked.
"YES!" She said again.
"Okay..." He paused. "Are you sure you're sure?" He asked.
"Yes! Damnit yes!" She told him.
"Excellent..." He said, then walked out of the room.
Five seconds later he reappeared with a huge grin on his face.
"Oh... and now you're officialy... I mean technically... going out with me..." He laughed and ran back out.
"Damn you, Miroku! I never agreed to that!" She told him.
"I promise I'll never cheat on you Sango..." He said, laughing.
"We're _not_ going out!" Sango exclaimed.
"That's not what you said..." He said slyly.
"What ever... Go ahead and think what you will..." She told him.
"Oh... I will..." He said lecherously.
"Whatever!"
"I promise you here and now Sango," He grabbed her hands. " That until we make this relationship more than just a technicality, I wont date another woman..." he told her.
"Right.... Whatever..." she said.
~/~ End Flashback ~/~
That had been atleast two months ago. Sango hadn't foun any proof of him cheating on her. Until now.
"I can't believe him." Sango said.
"I know he's an ass... A damn bastard who can't keep his promises..." Kagome told her.
"Remember how we were all planning on going to the mall tommorow? Well... I'm not going to go... I'm not going to talk to Miroku again. Ever. Everytime he calls me or our plans involve him, I'll make sure that something comes up..." Sango said.
"Umm... Okay..." ~That's not what I would do... But okay...~ she thought. "I'll help when I can..."
"Thanks Kagome... Wha twould I do with out you... Didn't you and doggie boy have a date today?" Sango asked. Inuyasha was known as doggie boy to her because when they met the guys on halloween five or six years ago, Inuyasha had been dressed up as a dog demon. Miroku had been dressed as a monk.
"Yeah... We're going out to lunch... I have him waiting out in the car... Like a good doggie..." She laughed.
"You go ahead and go on your date... Don't worry about me..." Sango told her.
"Will you be okay?" Kagome asked.
"Yeah... Why wouldn't I be?" She asked.
"Okay... I can see you're fine... I'll leave you here now to come up with whatever devious plots of vengance you intend to make..." Kagome said (with a straight face...), hugging Sango.
"Bye" Sango said.
When Kagome left, Sangoturned around and switched on her very big, (and very loud and expensive) stereo system and turned it to a very loud hard rock station. She made sure the volume was up _loud_ and screamed as loud as she could. Which was pretty loud.
"The bastard. The prick.... The _dick_... Evil lying piece of shit!" She exclaimed and hoped no one could hear.
She ended up spending the rest of the day in her bed , reading, watching t.v. or sleeping.
The next day, when Miroku called to ask if Sango was still going to the mall with them, she didn't answer the phone... ~I love caller i.d.~
Five minutes later Kagome called.
"Hey Kag..." She said answering the phone and using her nickname for her.
"Hey... Miroku jsust called me and whined about how you're not home." Kagoem tod her.
"Yeah... I didn't answer the phone..."
"I figured... I told him I'd find you... Oh... Last night /i told Inuyasha that you aren't talking to Miroku... And he promised to play dumb if he tired talking to him..." She told her.
"Playing dumb's not hard for him..." Sango said.
"No it's not..." Kagme agreed. "Anywho... since you're not coming to the mall with us... You and me'll have to get together and do something..." Kagome said.
"Okay... I'll see you later Kag... I've gotta go..." She said, then hung up.
A few moments later she slumped down on her couch and thought about it.
"This should prove interesting..." She said to herself. "And boring..."
It would be hard for her to avoid him durring school. He was in a lot of her classes. But so were Kagome and Inuyasha. They'd help her when they could. She'd just have to deal with it herself in the classes Inuyasha and Kagome weren't in with her and Miroku.
A/n: 'ello! i started a new fic! its miroku and sango duh! and if you've read all the pretty things... ( the s/m fic i finnished....) you can probably tell that this isn't the sequel.... so.... anywho rate reveiw and blahblahblah...
If u read all the pretty things already.... tell me what u want the sequel to be about.... Sango/Miroku...Kagome/Inuyasha... others...? tell me i need to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
~I be Raven~
"Open the door, Sango!" Kagome yelled back.
"Sango whined and got up. "This is what I get for falling asleep on the couch!" She said as she opened the door.
"Damn straight..." Kagome told her.
"What d'you want and why are you here so early...?" She asked, sleepily.
"It's noon!" Kagome told her.
Sango stared at her then sighed. "What do you want?" She sat back down on the couch.
"I want to talk to you..." She said.
"About what?"
"Well... I wanted you to hear it from me before you heard it from someone else..." She said quickly.
"Hear what?" She asked.
"Me and Inuyasha went out to the movies last night ... And guess who we saw..." She told her.
"A flying green pig?" She asked.
"Not quite..." She almost laughed. "We saw Miroku and some person..."
"So... You're telling me this why?" Sango asked.The someone was a girl..." Kagome said, looking down. She knew how much Sango actually like Miroku...Even if Sango didn't.
"Are... are you sure?" She asked.
She nodded. "When the movie was over, me and Inuyasha, being the curious people we are, followed them. They both got into Miroku's car. So we followed them home.... When they got to Miroku's house, they both went inside." She paused and looked around the room.
It was nice and almost neat like always.
"We watched from our car and could see their shadows through the curtain. He took off his shirt then she took off her's... Then he grabbed her side or something and they fell onto the couch." She'd let Sango draw her own obvious conclusions.
"The... the egotistical pompous ass..." Sango said.
~/~ Flashback ~/~
"Please? Sango come on! Just say yes! You'll only technically be going out with me! I _need_ a girlfriend!" Miroku pleaded.
"Why?" Sango asked.
"Religious reasons..." He said quickly.
"Which would be what?" She asked.
"I'm becoming a monk..." He said.
"Why do you need a girlfriend to become a monk?" She asked.
"It's complicated... And you'd have to be becoming a monk to understand. And you can't. Because you're a girl. So don't get any ideas..." He said tauntingly.
"Why would I want to be a monk?" She asked.
"I don't know... Why _would_ you?" He asked.
"Errg! Never mind! Are you going to give up your lewd ways?" She asked hopefully.
"Why would I do _that_?!" He asked.
"Because you're becoming a monk."
"Am I?" He asked.
"Yes...?"
"Oh... Okay then..." He smiled. "Do you want me to give up my lecherous ways?"
"Yes!" She exclaimed.
"Are you sure?" He asked.
"YES!" She said again.
"Okay..." He paused. "Are you sure you're sure?" He asked.
"Yes! Damnit yes!" She told him.
"Excellent..." He said, then walked out of the room.
Five seconds later he reappeared with a huge grin on his face.
"Oh... and now you're officialy... I mean technically... going out with me..." He laughed and ran back out.
"Damn you, Miroku! I never agreed to that!" She told him.
"I promise I'll never cheat on you Sango..." He said, laughing.
"We're _not_ going out!" Sango exclaimed.
"That's not what you said..." He said slyly.
"What ever... Go ahead and think what you will..." She told him.
"Oh... I will..." He said lecherously.
"Whatever!"
"I promise you here and now Sango," He grabbed her hands. " That until we make this relationship more than just a technicality, I wont date another woman..." he told her.
"Right.... Whatever..." she said.
~/~ End Flashback ~/~
That had been atleast two months ago. Sango hadn't foun any proof of him cheating on her. Until now.
"I can't believe him." Sango said.
"I know he's an ass... A damn bastard who can't keep his promises..." Kagome told her.
"Remember how we were all planning on going to the mall tommorow? Well... I'm not going to go... I'm not going to talk to Miroku again. Ever. Everytime he calls me or our plans involve him, I'll make sure that something comes up..." Sango said.
"Umm... Okay..." ~That's not what I would do... But okay...~ she thought. "I'll help when I can..."
"Thanks Kagome... Wha twould I do with out you... Didn't you and doggie boy have a date today?" Sango asked. Inuyasha was known as doggie boy to her because when they met the guys on halloween five or six years ago, Inuyasha had been dressed up as a dog demon. Miroku had been dressed as a monk.
"Yeah... We're going out to lunch... I have him waiting out in the car... Like a good doggie..." She laughed.
"You go ahead and go on your date... Don't worry about me..." Sango told her.
"Will you be okay?" Kagome asked.
"Yeah... Why wouldn't I be?" She asked.
"Okay... I can see you're fine... I'll leave you here now to come up with whatever devious plots of vengance you intend to make..." Kagome said (with a straight face...), hugging Sango.
"Bye" Sango said.
When Kagome left, Sangoturned around and switched on her very big, (and very loud and expensive) stereo system and turned it to a very loud hard rock station. She made sure the volume was up _loud_ and screamed as loud as she could. Which was pretty loud.
"The bastard. The prick.... The _dick_... Evil lying piece of shit!" She exclaimed and hoped no one could hear.
She ended up spending the rest of the day in her bed , reading, watching t.v. or sleeping.
The next day, when Miroku called to ask if Sango was still going to the mall with them, she didn't answer the phone... ~I love caller i.d.~
Five minutes later Kagome called.
"Hey Kag..." She said answering the phone and using her nickname for her.
"Hey... Miroku jsust called me and whined about how you're not home." Kagoem tod her.
"Yeah... I didn't answer the phone..."
"I figured... I told him I'd find you... Oh... Last night /i told Inuyasha that you aren't talking to Miroku... And he promised to play dumb if he tired talking to him..." She told her.
"Playing dumb's not hard for him..." Sango said.
"No it's not..." Kagme agreed. "Anywho... since you're not coming to the mall with us... You and me'll have to get together and do something..." Kagome said.
"Okay... I'll see you later Kag... I've gotta go..." She said, then hung up.
A few moments later she slumped down on her couch and thought about it.
"This should prove interesting..." She said to herself. "And boring..."
It would be hard for her to avoid him durring school. He was in a lot of her classes. But so were Kagome and Inuyasha. They'd help her when they could. She'd just have to deal with it herself in the classes Inuyasha and Kagome weren't in with her and Miroku.
A/n: 'ello! i started a new fic! its miroku and sango duh! and if you've read all the pretty things... ( the s/m fic i finnished....) you can probably tell that this isn't the sequel.... so.... anywho rate reveiw and blahblahblah...
If u read all the pretty things already.... tell me what u want the sequel to be about.... Sango/Miroku...Kagome/Inuyasha... others...? tell me i need to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
~I be Raven~