Kunoichi Hyuuga is back with another one. This is obviously AU. The main pairings are Naruto and Hinata, Sasuke and Sakura, and others. This is just an idea that popped into my head after reading several cool tattoo/piercing stories. I, myself, am planning to get a lot of them when I'm a little bit older and wiser.
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Not Another Naruto Fanfic: Chapter One
"Please!"
"For the last time no! You're just a teenager and I do not want you defiling your body more than you've already have."
"Oh come on dad! Mom, help me!"
"Honey, think about it. Remember when we were young going to college and you got one right on your—"
"Baby, remember when we promised never to speak about those times, and this is exactly my point! I was young and foolish and I didn't know any better. I'm glad my father spoke cough-beat-cough some sense in me and made me get rid of it."
"Wait so what is that supposed to mean? I have one and you never bothered to tell your parents about me getting one. And what about all those nights when you lick me there and tell me how frisky—"
"Honey, our son is standing right in front of us."
"Oh ahem, but back to the point, you never told me you were ashamed of it before, oh just because I'm your wife, it doesn't matter? I say that's bull!"
"Baby, I was and will never be ashamed of it. I just think that on some people at such a young age should not get one; they're just going to regret it in the end."
"Oh really now, we were about his age when we got one and I never regretted it since! Were you lying to me all this time about how young and sexy I looked?"
"Baby, you're taking it all out of proportion! You know I'll always think you are young and sexy! Ohm come give me a kiss!"
Naruto could've sat their all day listening to his dad trying to console his mom, but he took his last chance at getting permission when he saw his mother wink at him while holding his dad's head back with one hand as he tried to kiss her. "So dad is that a yes?"
"Yeah, yeah Naruto whatever, but don't come crying to me when you start getting all these diseases because you wish to violate you're body. One condition though, I do not want to see another one on your beautiful face, or you die." Minato said matter of factly.
Naruto rolled his eyes before ginning broadly and tackling his dad. "Oh thanks daddy! You don't know how much this means to me!"
"Naruto, get off! You're not as young as you used to be you know!"
"Hello?"
"Hey babe, my dad finally said yes."
"Oh that's great! Let me call up Sakura and Sasuke. When were you thinking of going?"
"I was thinking tomorrow after classes, but I don't know if I can wait till then. I'm not going to be able to concentrate all day tomorrow."
"Oh well you know you got to keep up those grades or you wont be able to get that motorcycle you've always wanted."
"True, true, but I'll try. Well you call them up and I'll see you in about 20 minutes."
"Alright, but get here quick, I don't know if I can wait much longer."
"Growl, I swear you're such a closet perve, but that's what I love about you."
"I thought you said you loved me because I am a great cook?"
"Oh, yeah that too."
"I swear you're such a dork, albeit a cute one, but that's what I love about you. Baby I'll call you back alright, I got to call Sakura and Sasuke."
"Alright fine, I love you."
"I love you more."
"Nope, I love you more."
"What? No way, I love you morester."
"That's not even a word, but that just goes to show you that I love you more and that's final. Bye!"
"Naru-!"
At Konoha high school where hundreds of kids go to learn and frolic, Naruto can be seen in the cafeteria surrounded by his friends. It was a huge cafeteria that had round tables instead of rectangular ones, and looked like a mall food court with food booths along two of the walls across each other.
He was sitting between Hinata and Sasuke, with Hinata on his right followed by the rest of his friends. They were laughing and joking about Mrs. Mitarashi's newly wrecked science class because of one blonde's genius-turn-disaster lab project, resulting in said blonde's beating. "I never knew Anko could get that red before! I think she's got you beat Hinata! But, I give you props Naruto; that was awesome." Kiba said loudly.
Naruto sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck then winced as he remembered the beating he took after the little stunt he did. "I just hope she doesn't relay this back to my parents, or I'm going to be in more trouble than it's worth."
"Why? It's not like you cared before. Should've thought twice, I say."
"Thanks Ino," Naruto said sarcastically, "but today's special, right Hinata!" Naruto grinned widely, making the whisker tattoos on his face stretch even more, while hugging Hinata's shoulder to his side.
"Yep, Naruto can finally get another tattoo without going behind his parents back again. We all know what happened last time when he did."
Everyone shuddered as they remembered the red-headed and blonde-headed demons who call themselves Naruto's parents.
"Oh, that's cool. Hey, we should make an outing of it!" Ino, always looking for a way to party, suggested.
"Sorry Ino, but we already made plans for it to be today, and it's only going to be Me, Sasuke, Hinata, and of course, Naruto. Ha!"
"Whatever forehead, we could all just go now and skip the last two classes; we all have electives left anyways. So I say lets do it!"
"Pig! But we already had-!"
"It's alright Sakura, I don't mind, do you Sasuke or Hinata?"
"No that's fine. The more, the merrier." Hinata voiced. Sasuke hnned.
"Well I guess that settles it, in a few minutes after lunch we'll all head out! Take that forehead!" Ino took every opportunity to get her rival/best friend back ever since the pink head had snatched Sasuke out of her grasp.
The bell for the end of lunch rang and the big group started to head out. The school was huge and consisted of a congregation of buildings that face each other and a wide field in the middle of it that looks like a huge park. The recreational building and the gym were located out of the circle of buildings with the sports field right next to it.
They had to follow one of the many trails across the wide field to get to the school parking lot without getting seen by one of the many administrators who love to chew out students for skipping and/or violating the school rules.
Naruto, being Naruto, knew a way to get through all this with a huge group and without getting caught, in the simplest way; out the back door in the kitchen of the cafeteria and around the gym building that had a path to the soccer field. From there they just had to jump the gate where the school cameras blind spot missed them.
Well, maybe not that simple, but simple for him.
They finally made it to the parking lot, managing to look as conspicuous, yes conspicuous, as they possibly could. It's not like they were ninjas or anything. They all took their individual cars, or went with someone they came with to school and revved it out of there.
Red, green, black, orange, pink, yellow, blue, silver, and purple cars sped out of the parking lot so no one would notice anyone leaving the student parking.
Miraculously no one was there to catch them, but that doesn't mean to say a lone camera didn't catch them on tape.
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