Stoopid Jhonen stuff to do at Skool

I own nothing! Jhonen owns all this lovely stuff! Pester him!

((Try it! I dare ya!!))



~Bring "Gir" (a toaster, CD player, waffle iron, etc.) to skool and claim that he's taking notes on everybody

~Find out how to make your shirt change every couple of seconds

~Ask the skool bully loudly if he has the brain worms

~Fling baloney at random people

~Bring ketchup and rice to skool for lunch

~Bring mayonnaise and corn to skool for lunch (eww!)

~Carry a squeaky skeleton around and annoy the hell out of everyone

~Run screaming from anyone in glasses and a black trench coat.

~Refuse to get into the pool. Claim that you're terribly allergic

~Drag a green dog on a leash through the halls.

~Yell out that Columbus discovered America in 1429

~Stare at people you don't know until they either slap you or walk away.

~Complain about "primitive human technology" in science class.

~Put crash-test dummies in roller-blades and bring them to Parents Nite.

~Get angry and defensive at the slightest thing, and then make laser sounds as you destroy things.

~Fly to skool in jetpacks filled with tuna.

~Gel your hair back until you can impale someone.

~Jump up in the middle of a language lesson and demand to know why you need to learn a language if your translator can do it for you.

~Jump out from behind corners and throw slabs of meat at passer-bys.

~Bring hotdogs for Valentine's day.

~Paint your face green and have your nose, ears, and major organs surgically removed. Insert a can of Poop for a squeedily spooch.

~Wave a vacuum hose at people and threaten to remove their organs, then run for it.

~Spend three hours in the bathroom. (before lunch!)

~Purposely skip field trips and make everyone wonder why you're smiling evilly.

~Run through the halls screaming "WORMBABY!!" at everyone who so much as glances at you.