Author's Note: I got this idea while reading Edgar Lee Master's "Spoon River Anthology". Being an avid Haunted Mansion fan, I thought that each of the 999 Happy Haunts should have their own stories to tell. Thus, Haunted Mansion Anthology. Enjoy, foolish mortals!

I, Edward Gracey,

Once lived in a home full of hope,

Full of light

Full of joy.

My bride, Emily Ravenswood,

And I, were to be married on

A warm summer's night.

I eternally stare at her portrait,

From my perch in the ceiling.

Lovely, isn't she?

I received a note,

From her.

She had taken her own life.

Poison.

My heart became a hollow chamber

With no windows

And no doors

Foolish mortals

There is only one way out of

This anguish.

All you need to do is look up in the portrait gallery,

And there I am.

So here I am, the deceased Edward Gracey

Forever hearing the maniacal, delighted laughter

Of Henry Ravenswood

Who denied me my bride.