Dude I want to play a video game. Dude I have just the perfect game for you my friend. Oh yeah what is it. Dude only the best game ever made. Madden 2019. Oh wow what about Madden 2018 or 2017? Dude waaoh wait what are you talking about? That's so last year. Madden 2019 is all the rage now. Forget all those other games. Super smash bros? More like Super smash joes. Dude hey that's a little harsh I think you should take it easy. I'll take it easy when you've played madden broski. But dude its' just a sportsfd game. SPORTS ARE LIFE BROSKI! Woah bro just take it easy. Okay bro lets go play madden now its'going to be so much fun yeah lets go. No bro I don't want to play madden my brosicle. You man you're making a mistake how could you not want to play Madden its only the best game every made. I disagree I think Sonic Boom is the best game ever made. It has revolutionary graphics, lovable characters, a beautiful soundtrack, and an engaging story that you'll never forget. Dude what did you just say? Sonic Boom? More like Sonic Doom. Haha veery funny dude yeah you'res so ufnny just stop it dude you're hurting my feelings. Well you're hurting mine by not coming to play Madden with me. Madden is for losers dude just accept it. MADDEN IS MY LIFE! Woah okay brochacho just take it easy. There's gotta be something else in your life besides this stupid game. I gave up everything for madden its all I have left. Wow that's incredibly sad and pathetic. I want to be a professional Madden youtubeser. I make Sonic Boom walkthroughs each with a different path through the game's many branching path storylines and multiple endings. Wow bro I like to play Madden lets go play Madden bromio come on you won't regret it lets go come on I wanna play madden broba fett come on han brolo I wanna play Madden lets go I can get the camera ready just come with me man you'll be fine I'll show you how to play brothalemu don't be shy this is my life come on you should support me if you're a good friend dude come on I got you madden for Christmas yo don't you appreciate it dawg you're like my only friend man lets just go play Madden dude forget your Sonic Boom I'm gonna show you a gaming experience unlike any other the action you see on the tv is all in this game and it leaps out at you in stunning detail the game even has it's own story mode or something like that it's really good you'll become engrossed in the story line and the rap music its unlike anything you've ever seen in your life dude I cried like 5 times at the end the credits music is so emotional I almost died bro yes that's right I almost died for your Christmas present come on I just wanna play madden it is game of the year material every year and it's the only game that really matters all non maddeners should be burned at the stake don't let me down here man I'll have to kill you with fire and brimstone if you don't play death to the non maddeners know what I'm sayin boooooooooooooiiiiiii? Wow dude you must really like Madden you just spewed so much garbage at me but my answer is still no. dude seriously? Yes. Wow dude I'm really hurt. See ya bro.
